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I think that is the idea ... then we know he is not a Warlock and we can sleep safe in our beds! 
He on the other hand is stuffed ... 
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Chris C-B
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I thought the chicken got stuffed?
speramus in juniperus
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Keep up ... the chicken ran off with the bar of Fruit and Nut Chocolate after the rat chewed through the knicker elastic ... actually I think I might need a lay down. 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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... and YOU accuse me of hitting the gin too early!
speramus in juniperus
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Guilty as charged. 
In 2007 we were in the Boston area and we stayed at a B&B in Salem. I'm not saying they have vampires there but down the road from the B&B was a dentist's practice and the name of the dentist (I kid not) was Dr. Fang.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Septimus Hedgehog wrote: and the name of the dentist (I kid not) was Dr. Fang.
You would have to have a lot of neck to visit him! 
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Chris C-B
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It always can be worse.
For example i have a really charming little kitty which decides that i have to get up each morning at 4 am and play with him because he is already full of energy and he wants to play.
If i don't he sits on me and he isn't so light anymore.
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We have two such "alarm clocks". Ours jump on the bed about 5am demanding their treats. We keep a packet of Dreamies in the drawer and like Pavlov's dogs, they're conditioned to getting them at 10pm and then at 5am.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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And people say cats cant be trained 
My cats bowls are always full and yet they watch me with such hungry eyes when i eat 
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Take the cat. Throw it across the room. Repeat until cat is gone.
I'm a dog person
Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code
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The cats are like boomerangs. They always come back. We can play this game until dusk
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Smear superglue on the cat, press it against a wall for several minutes. Problem solved.
Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code
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Wrong again... this time when the cat comes back he/she will bring the paint or wallpaper with him/her if you are lucky, if not part of the wall. These little ba****ds are more powerful than they look
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Cat? Usually it's RATS that chew cables, a classic sign. Make doubly sure you don't have any of those horrors about. I speak as a confirmed Catophile however.
(I even have a white one for Blofeld videos on You Tube)
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Simon O'Riordan from UK wrote: I even have a white one for Blofeld videos on You Tube
Now that IS scarey! Eeek!
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Chris C-B
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Relax...I don't usually wear my Nehru Suit unless I feel particularly like posing.
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Simon O'Riordan from UK wrote: unless I feel particularly like posing
You are not making it any better!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Still, you should see my legitimate earnings from last year! The Kreplackistani Warhead was almost a side show by comparison.
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Simon O'Riordan from UK wrote: Still, you should see my legitimate earnings from last year!
You should see my illegitimate earnings from last year! ... Ooopppss! I shouldn't have mentioned that ... 
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Chris C-B
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Why are there so many cats and so few recipes?
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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You should ask Alf. I believe he wrote a book in this field of cooking but yet i cannot be 100% sure.
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One of our cats (we only have 2) chewed through 2 iron cords before we got smart and got one with a retractable cord. He also chews on the cord for the power strip to the computer but at least it's too thick for him to get all the way through.
Same cat poops in the bathroom sinks when he is ticked off about something, litter box not clean, can't get into my son's room at night to sleep, etc. If I could only redirect him to the toilet I wouldn't have a problem with the behavior.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Men use women. They ruin us and when they are finished with us they toss us to the dogs like scraps.
Which movie?
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101 Dalmations
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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Edwina Currie the movie
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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