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When life gives you Melons, you might be dyslexic.
Don't comment your code - it was hard to write, it should be hard to read!
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May I suggest investing in a Prescription Ski Mask.
If people are going to stare - make it worth their while.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I have poor eyesight, I am not robbing a bank! 
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Dude!
Be a trend-setter! Make a fashion statement!
(and scare the crap out of your co-workers)
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Keep up - today is almost gone...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Sooner the better in MHO!
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...if the mountain is Olympus Mons
Fatwa not to go to Mars[^]
Seriously?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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So? We'll send them to Pluto instead... 
[EDIT]
To the people who vote this as abuse: It's a JOKE, get it? See the joke icon? I don't really want to ship all muslims to Pluto...
Neptunus will suffice!
Hint: That was a joke too!
So lighten up, get a sense of humour and give me a witty comeback instead of being so uptight!
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 21-Feb-14 3:36am.
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Don't they consider dogs to be unclean?
Mine likes to sniff Uranus.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Strange - I would have thought I'd have felt that? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Give him a biscuit and he will let you.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Somebody seems to have missed either the joke icon or developing a sense of humour... 
Abuse - seriously? Have a look at the continuation of the thread...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I'm fairly sure I can guess who abuse voted you... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Me too: Dave - for making innuendos about his wife...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Probably not...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Why put prophet Muhammad in this???
If you read the article you will understand why. It says that anyone making such a "hazardous trip" is likely to die for "no righteous reason".
And in Islam suicide is forbidden.
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Dave does this to wind people up, why? because...
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Mohamad M. Mohamad wrote: And in Islam suicide is forbidden.
What is the punishment?
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Death.
The scariest moment is always just before the Start - Stephen King
Die Frauen warten auf die Liebe, und die Männer warten auf die Frauen - Wolf Wondratschek
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Death of course.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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The punishment is when infidels go to hell.
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You do realise Hell doesn't exist don't you.
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This is part of our religion too, Heaven and Hell are exists now.
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Heaven is above 7 skies between each sky 500 years in distance.
Hell is below 7 lands between each land 500 years in distance.
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There aren't 7 skies or 7 lands. There is no Heaven or Hell. You are sadly mistaken my friend.
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