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I was referring to Mohammed who runs the local newsagents.
It was his copy of the Telegraph that I stole.
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That's going to affect Mohammed's Profit.
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Haven't you got a drawing of him you can show us? 
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I don't think he is likely to be Mohammed[^] - he's from Israel...and you just sent him an email with your email address on it... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Well OK. Suicide is forbidden.
Now, in the article there's a quote from Koran "Do not kill yourselves or one another."
Is is accurate.
If so, the second part seems to need some working-on. Just maybe a bit more importantly than voyage-to-mars-is-suicide might be.
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Do not kill yourselves or one another without right
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Without right?
Well - what a relief! That explains the killing of unarmed civilians. I won't worry about them anymore.
Much like how jihadi justified blowing up families in Israeli restaurants. Actually, if you do not know the word, look up karma. Now, having perfected the art of wanton killing, you practice it upon yourselves.
Actually - now that I reflect upon it - what I see in Syria/Egypt/Iraq/Afganistan/... makes some sense. Both sides Islamic - therefore only killing because it's right. I guess they all deserve death.
Islam would, it appears, have a new claim to fame: auto-genicide.
Well, so as not to be negative about everything, I'll wish all of those in the right "Good Luck!"
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I've heard that if there WERE any virgins on Mars, they would have 12 nipples.
Sounds incredible, dozen tit?
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I think a bird carved from oak would be cool too!
Wooden Tit.
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Gregory.Gadow wrote: Ob link to a pair of great tits.
Notice how the girl tit is squacking at the boy tit. 
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Johnny J. wrote: if there WERE any virgins on Mars, they would have 12 nipples.
Sign me up. 
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Why? You've got 12 hands?  
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Johnny J. wrote: Why? You've got 12 hands?
Wasn't excatly what I was thinking but you do have a point; on earth 2 nipples 2 hands.
Damn, I will have to grow more hands. 
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I'm selling my Kayak, getting to old to get in and out of the thing and I've got a buyer that will pay what I'm asking but wants to send me a check. I've told him it takes 3-5 days to clear and he claims 24 hours but is willing to wait for check to clear.
I've never done business this way, always cash so I'm a little leery. Regardless of what happens he ain't getting the boat until check has cleared. It just seems odd and wonder why he doesn't go to the bank on way to pick it up then hand me cash and him take boat? Odd!
What say ye?
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Get the money first. Don't trust him at let him have it before! Just sayin' 
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I can't think of any Kayak puns!
Canoe?
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Well, I didn't know that you had a boat as well, but you must have... because Michelle told me the other night that you have a very small Dingie... 
Badabam! 
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Have you seen her Cap size?
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Well, I saw it once, but she didn't want to show it to me again. She said: "As the French say: Pas Anchor"
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Oar't you clever?
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I am not about to submit to Pier Pressure.
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That's a hull of an attitude.
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