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Bend the internet to your WHAT?
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will1
wɪl/Submit
verb
modal verb: will
1.
expressing the future tense.
"you will regret it when you are older"
expressing a strong intention or assertion about the future.
"come what may, I will succeed"
2.
expressing inevitable events.
"accidents will happen"
synonyms: have a tendency to, are bound to, have a habit of, do
"accidents will happen"
3.
expressing a request.
"will you stop here, please"
expressing desire, consent, or willingness.
"will you have a cognac?"
4.
expressing facts about ability or capacity.
"a rock so light that it will float on water"
5.
expressing habitual behaviour.
"she will dance for hours"
(pronounced stressing ‘will’) indicating annoyance about the habitual behaviour described.
"he will keep intruding"
6.
expressing probability or expectation about something in the present.
"they will be miles away by now"
Origin
Old English wyllan, of Germanic origin; related to Dutch willen, German wollen, from an Indo-European root shared by Latin velle ‘will, wish’.
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Ah! I thought you said willy.
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I thought the internet wanted to bend... never mind 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: travelling through time at anything other than 1 s/s is even remotely possible
Don't forget the theory of relativity:
- Einstein was Lincoln's grandfather;
- Churchill was Einstein's son, and Lincoln's mother;
- Hawking is his own grandfather;
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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No no no. That was said by Marilyn Monroe in 2136. She famously had this conversation with Galileo.
George VII was famous for saying:
"Justin Bieber is a complete and utter talentless sh*t"
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Now you just assuming he said that as everyone else has
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: Let's assume that we invent time travel in the future.
I'm going to assume that we invent time travel in the past.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I just recently bought a time machine, but having tried it once I don't think I'm going to buy it.
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I read somewhere that it was first said by Napoleon Bonaparte around 1795. I believe the other two gentlemen stole the quote without giving credit to the original author.
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But Boney was just paraphrasing Aristotle's Πραγματεία περί Αστεία βίντεο Γάτα στο Διαδίκτυο, written in 426 BCE and published by the ancient Sumerians.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I thought all those publications were lost when Atlantis sank??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It didn't sink; it just move one second into the future.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Vasudevan Deepak Kumar wrote: I believe the internet itself started as a politically recognized phenomenon only long after the periods of these people right?
Nonsense, the internet was invented by Isaac Newton, when an Apple (IIe) fell on his head.
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My name is ASAC Newton and you can go elephant yourself!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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I object to this post, it is a pure copy one I made next week
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I would like to see a sample C# application with a F# utility library!
I get that F# is (mysteriously!) way better at data processing (and apparently expresses equations / formulas with more clarity) but I have trouble relating with it...
It will help greatly if there was some sample WPF / WebMVC app in C# relying on a utility F# library to look at!
Any tip? Links? Suggestions?
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Super Lloyd wrote: Suggestions?
I'd use a clarinet.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Rage wrote: I'd use a clarinet.
I might be more of a piano guy!
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Right, plus the clarinet is either the Bb type of instrument, so no C# or F#.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Rage wrote: clarinet is either the Bb type of instrument
Could be worse: could be a VB type of instrument.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Like a turlusiphon ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Possibly. I don't follow the smurfs, so I can;t be sure - but the Google images seem to indicate that a turlusiphon works, which excludes it from most VB projects... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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