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Obviously, wander into the CP lounge... 'Cause I skipped breakfast, and here I am.
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Take jabs at coworkers
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Now how that suppose to help?
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Another one in mind 
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Order pizza...they deliver to offices too!
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The lunch break has passed 
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Hmmm........
Companys results statement yesterday;
Update on repositioning for North American onshore growth
Consistent with the company's ongoing repositioning for profitable and repeatable North American onshore growth, Apache intends to completely exit the Wheatstone and Kitimat LNG projects. In addition, Apache is evaluating its international assets and exploring multiple opportunities, including the potential separation of some or all of these assets through the capital markets.
Needless to say this has initiated quite some chat internally.
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Indeed - when your strategy is being driven by the hedge fund investors then you will have much excitement...
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Stumbled across this link on an electronincs website.
The cats, they're watching you... and letting the other cats know where you are.
I know where your cat lives[^]
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Luckily none of my cats are on there! I can understand that. They're way too lazy to be spying on anybody... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Our cats must be related, the only thing that motivates ours is food.
I looked and saw that the neighbor down the street, her cat is on there.
I wonder if Griff's cat is on there, you know with Griff's secret plan to take over the world I could see his cat using the computer after hours to plan it's own takeover.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Hmm[^]
Hmm 2[^]
Hmm 3[^]
Flying cat[^]
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
modified 1-Aug-14 8:17am.
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I would say that the cat's owner does not need to worry about someone breaking into his house. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Well there is a prison next door
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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You always end up posting some thong you didn't Nintendo. 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Fluster you!
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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It was an autocorrect that led to me having banal sex with my wife last night.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Wait until she tells you what she does with a tachyon. 
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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...He looked at me and said, "I don't think you have athlete's anything." 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Asgard25 wrote: And for fun check under Related Links, "Man headbutted by giraffe"
He's probably the guy who planned the route...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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