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Take off one shoe, grab it with your toes, duh.
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More work if you're not wearing sandals; and probably more limited in what you can get up. ex anything more than about an inch thick and lacking a handle.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Didn't you read DO NOT BEND? It applies to knees too
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Then it's your own fault for not mastering telekinesis... Or does bending the space/time continuum count too?
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Blonde? mind you I heard he's feeling a bit poorly....
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Attire.
[I'll see myself out]
*Unoriginal - found on the interwebs.
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I heard one was wearing a bowler hat.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Hmm. My clothes say I'm a vagrant with superior programming skills.
Software Zen: delete this;
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/ravi
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What chain of reasoning spoke to you that we might Lycra that one? "Tu-be or not tu-be" is only a question if you're a crank about your gear. Answers we can handle, bar none please.
Software Zen: delete this;
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He's been framed!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I wonder if we've geared our approach too much, in every carbon fiber of our being? Every stroke, its cadence perfect, "pedal to the metal", as it were?
Software Zen: delete this;
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It's time to saddle up and let the rubber hit the road before we tire of such things.
I know it should be "tyre" not "tire" but there are Mercans looking at this.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I wish people would stop pedaling those ridiculous puns.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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You wheely had to go there, wheely?
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Well, I Wheelery had to.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Your entire family are Wheeler dealers. So you're exempt.
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We were framed!
Software Zen: delete this;
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The gent on the bicycle is out spoke'd.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: *Unoriginal - found on the interwebs. Maybe, but definitely worth recycling.
/ravi
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Some days I think we need to switch the quality of the jokes around here up a gear or two,
cheers
Chris Maunder
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The thread below made me think about the times I have had to go back to my old code, but the reaction I have is 'Holy crap, how the hell did your brain ever understand it!"
So I can only assume that it was complex code, and that my brain has deteoriated with time!
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Even not-so-old code (say a couple years or less) - if one is just starting out with a new language.
In this case, two at once.
Fortunately, the stuff, though optimistically classifiable as hideous, is none-the-less rock solid. Maintenance, however, would be an evil turn of events, indeed. Probably I'd opt for a rewrite.
Just too much to do right now before I go back and fix it before it comes to get me someday.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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The goodness of the code is directly proportional to the amount of coffee and pizza consumed when writing.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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