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I recently got an email from a recruiter that wanted...
Get this...
Someone fluent in Klingon. Yes, Klingon.
(The position was for a cashier at a local Meijer store)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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I would have thought it was to be at the entrance of the ComicCon or something like that
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I asked someone I know that works there (and gave him a printed copy of the email), and it turns out that the company has had issues with these guys before (the agency was fake, they took money but never sent any data to the actual companies, and they would send fake rejection emails). These things finally got the Indiana Department of <something> (can't remember what) on the case, causing the 'agency' to be shut down and all employees to be criminally convicted.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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nuqneH !
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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loctrice wrote: I just got an email from a recruiter.
I put all unsolicited recruiter emails into the spam folder nowadays.
Marc
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Very good!  
Did you mention your 15 years experience with HTML5?! 
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For such people, I have CVs ready with 10+ experience on every language and technology.
I have coded the first AOL forum with AJAX.
I used a super design pattern with delegates for the kernel of Messenger.
I also coded the software that piloted the GoPro that filmed Armonstrong on the Moon.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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You will probably get contacted inmediatly to get a job offer, won't you? 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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loctrice wrote: 6+ years experience in html 5
Trick question? To see if you are on the up and up.
After the HAHA's you should have put I have 15 years experience in HTML 7.
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Just wondering where the world is going to.With all these massive data centers and "Clouds" just to check facebook and youtube....
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There are teams of people trying to achieve AGI, yet somehow our office data, home photo collection and porn stash will come alive on the cloud on their own. If they did, I guess their first demand would be to have genitalia. 
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Morpheus: What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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I thought that was just the splinter in my head - now I know!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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As a follow-up to this post[^] :
I have begun to use the latptop (Lenovo X240).
It comes with a 150Gb SSD drive, 88Gb are used for standard programs (20Gb alone for windows, rest for standard "company" SW I will never probably never use) which leaves me with 50Gb, so exactly 1/20th of what I had so far. But OK, I can access it faster...
Interesting keyboard layout: Natively, "End" and "Insert" are on the same key, and "Insert" is coupled with the F-keys, leaving "End" with the usual useless shortcut keys (for changing volume, brightness, firing up the browser, etc..) as you can toggle between F-keys and useless keys with F-Lock  . Which means that I can either use the F-keys, or the "End" key, but not both at the same time, unless combining the F-keys with the Fn key. To close a window, hit Fn+Alt+F4. Debug, hit Fn+F5.
So I mapped the Insert key on the End key using SharpKeys[^], which means I cannot use "Insert" anymore, but I can live with that. ( I also remapped the obsolete SHOUTING Caps Lock key on Shift).
This is the second time the keyboard layout designer needs to be killed though.
The mouse/touchpad is quite terrible as well...
Apart from that, it runs nicely.  The speed is awesome, even with twice as less memory than before ; SSDs are definitely huge improvements for the global performance.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Rage wrote: The mouse/touchpad is quite terrible as well...
My colleague bought a new laptop and had me set it up for her. I can't remember which brand it is but between the horrible touchpad (with the left/right buttons built into it and without clearly defined boundaries) and Win8 had me slinging expletives!  It wasn't long before I found a mouse for the bastard! Good luck getting used to it. Sounds like you are starting to like it!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Don't like touchpad much either. My LEAST favorite "feature" of the touchpad is Tapping. The act of placing my finger on the stupid thing will sometimes select stuff. My smartphone does that as well but not as bad.
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My newest laptop has begin, end, pg up, pg down mapped to function + arrow keys. At first I hated it, but now I wish all keyboards worked that way.
My other laptop has them all along the top bar which gets annoying fast.
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Does that Lenovo have the Fn and Ctrl keys flip-flopped (Fn to the left of Ctrl)? That drove me crazy on my W530 until I realized there is a BIOS setting to swap them.
CPallini wrote: You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him.
:Smile:
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Yep, that is pretty much what I explained in part 1 (see link in my OP).
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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I have a Lenovo G770 with a 240GB SSD, 8gb of ram. It is simply the best PC I have ever had, lightning fast! less than 30 seconds to boot, and another 20 seconds for Visual Studio to fully load. The keyboard layout is a bit quirky but I got use to it pretty quickly. I'll never ever go back to the corporate Dells I use to have! Even if the keyboard is the best in the world.
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Rage wrote: SSDs are definitely huge improvements for the global performance
until you unexpectedly lose power and the SSD scatters bad sectors all through your OS.
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I guess it happened to you. Can it be that bad ? How do you "unexpectedly" lose power ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Rage wrote: How do you "unexpectedly" lose power ?
the power goes out while you're away, the UPS loses its charge before you get home.
Rage wrote: Can it be that bad ?
it certainly can. i'm reinstalling Windows this weekend because there's no way to find or fix all of the disk errors.
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Chris Losinger wrote: the UPS loses its charge before you get home
But I would expect my laptop to go hibernate before the last mA is burned... Is that not the case ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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i would expect laptops to be better at handling such a situation.
FYI: my SSD is not just corrupted, it is completely unusable now. i can't even reformat it.
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