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Bitter sweets: Could Ebola affect chocolate supplies?[^]
Quote: West Africa produces nearly three-quarters of the world's cocoa
It's the end of the world as we know it. Next we'll find out Ebola affects the bacon supply. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It could affect the bacon and coffee and gin supplies, if those suppliers succumb to the zombie virus. You could snap into a crispy bacon slice and get a gnarly case of the 'bola. Then John would have to hunt you down, cause you just went zombie on us.
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Almost, ALMOST, enough to put you off eating chocolate. Screw it, what's the runs for a couple of weeks and a bit of blood, I'm eating the chocolate anyway.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Ebola can be killed with soap and warm water so the only place in danger of a pandemic is Luton.
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But who wants to drink soap and warm water?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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But who wants to drink inject soap and warm water?
who needs an enema?
entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem
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A wild card search of "e???a" returns both enema and ebola. Spooky, or what?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Do NOT make mention of this to our resident chocolate lady!
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Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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I'm a little surprised. The airlines are tightwads (my son used to work for Air Canada Jazz), but they are usually sticklers for safety. I suppose it depends on the definition of Quote: appropriate protective gear
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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(personal opinion alert)
All the happenings currently with Ebola, is just the beginning. Because we are such a tolerant country, and more politically correct then in the past, we will not close our borders or do anything intelligently here with this crisis.
I am sure the rest of the world will act the same way, more or less.
We are in for one big zombie roller coaster.
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panic! close the borders! run around and scream!
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Chris Losinger wrote:
panic! close the borders! run around and scream! |
Absolutely, Chris! You got the idea. 
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Chris, have you just joined the Tea Party?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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hmmm.... doesn't "run around and scream!" just scream sarcasm ?
it did, in my head.
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Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Nah.
"run around and scream wildly!" would have been sarcasm.
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Clearly, we all need to move to Madagascar... It's the only place that will never get infected...
Sorry, obscure reference... Old flash game that did the rounds years ago... "Pandemic 2"...
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I was going to make a Madagascar reference!
(Is it really an 'old Flash game'? I feel old now.)
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I don't know if I can really fault them for this. They're the ones who come into contact with all the spit, snot, and puke, and they're hardly paid a fortune -- and nor are they treated like great heroes, unlike doctors and nurses, who get the cream of the safety equipment.
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