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I said i am alone in my team buddy  . Not in the entire office ....Thank you
So much complexity in software comes from trying to make one thing do two things.
Sibeesh
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Oh. Well, headphones are always a good investment! 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Ha ha...i usually do that
So much complexity in software comes from trying to make one thing do two things.
Sibeesh
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Take a beer bottle and have fun. A beer bottle sorry as many as you can.
Drinking beer and Coding is fun..
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Ha Ha but i don't drink buddy .
So much complexity in software comes from trying to make one thing do two things.
Sibeesh
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ooopss sorry
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No issues buddy Cheers 
So much complexity in software comes from trying to make one thing do two things.
Sibeesh
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So, I was watching Channel 4 news and saw the interview Christian Guru-Murthy did with Richard Ayoade (Moss in the IT Crowd). Some background and interview here[^]. I started thinking why is he being such as d**k, until they got to the point of him representing the Norwegian community & I twigged what was going on. The interview is a semi parody of a previous interview with Quentin Tarantino[^] - where Tarantino wanted to plug Django Unchained whilst not providing the payback of actually answering serious questions.
Fast forward to this morning, listening to Radio 4 during my commute. Jake Chapman of The Chapman Brothers[^](viewer discretion advised) wants to plug an exhibition, but I'd guess he'd see Moss's interview. The guy's a modern artist, so you can now guess where the unintelligence bit comes in. First the interviewer says hello - to which where greeted with a scrunching noise. Eventually, interviewee replies, still eating "Sorry I'm eating my cornflakes, it's a bit early in the morning for and artist" (it is 8:40am) - Wow, so radical, much hillarious, very commentary &c. &c. &c. Not. Within seconds I got so irritated by his "aren't I clever and out-there (on Radio 4 for god's sake)" schtick I switched off. I switched back on when I thought it would be safe - it wasn't. The interviewer did the "your exhibition on at venue X between dates Y and Z" bit, and followed with "what can we expect to see?". He absolutely refused to answer saying people should go themselves - all very fine, but it is in Taunton which is where you being to run out of South and West to go. He wouldn't even describe the "themes" of the exhibition as "he doesn't want to explain the meaning of his work because it is too complicated". Given the interview he just gave I suspect he can't explain his work because it is essentially meaningless.
tl;dr:
Moss from the IT crowd Parodies interview where Tarantino behaved fairly badly.
Artist too thick to do a copycat interview - should go back to serving fries with that.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Well! He wanted to plug his expo, so he tricked you into your rant, didn't he!
Tricked me too. Shrewd fellow, that is where the art lies.
Life is too shor
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Keith Barrow wrote: Christian Guru-Murthy
Is he any relation to Krishnan Guru-Murthy?
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: Is he any relation to Krishnan Guru-Murthy?
His half-brother I believe.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I dunno, you'd have to ask him.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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But, you left out telling us exactly what time you brushed-and-flossed, and how long it took you to fall asleep; that's why you got a "B+," and not an "A."
« There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. » Salvador Dali
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Meh, second best is always good enough for me - can't appear to put in too much effort you know!
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Them as can do.
Them as can't bullsh1t their way into jobs where they can get away with being incapable.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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This isn´t correct, but the only reason I know this, is because I never ordered such a thing...
The order number is a real one from my account, but for a different item. The link and the email address look correct to me.
Just a plain old error from amazon or something else?
Well, I´m waiting for my refund 
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Hello,
A shipment from your order (#xxx-xxxxxxx-xxxxxxx) for the following item(s) has been returned as undeliverable.
Item(s) Returned:
1 "iPearl mCover Hard Shell Case with FREE keyboard cover for Model A1278 13-inch Regular display Aluminum Unibody MacBook Pro - BLUE"
Some common causes for undeliverable packages are listed here:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html/ref=hp_left_sib?ie=UTF8&nodeId=201117330
If you haven't already requested a replacement order or received a replacement notification, you'll receive a refund notification soon, in which case you may return to our website and place a new order.
If placing a new order, please take a moment to verify the correct shipping address is listed for any open orders you may have. You may view your order status online in Your Account (www.amazon.com/your-account).
The shipping address listed for the returned order is:
[Here my entire delivery address was stated. Removed for privacy reasons]
We hope to see you again soon.
Sincerely,
Customer Service
Amazon.com
Note: this e-mail was sent from a notification-only e-mail address that cannot accept incoming e-mail. Please do not reply to this message.
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I'd guess an error from Amazon: if it includes your legitimate shipping address then it needs some access to your data, so it's them or one of their "partners".
I'd check my bank account and see if a large sum came out recently!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I would not click any Link on the message.
To check whatever you need to check I would go for a normal login in an extra browser session to amazon and then going to "your purchases"
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Ah, now you're rich !
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Did you get the thing you actually ordered? Maybe some fanboi is waiting for his cover!
Amazon seems to be in brain fart mode. My wife ordered some viola strings (not from Amazon). She received a different set of viola strings from Amazon which she swears she never ordered and she couldn't see any payment on her PayPal account.
A week later the correct strings showed up.
The questions raised are mind-boggling. Did she price up some strings on Amazon? Did the site she ordered from process through Amazon? Is someone somewhere else waiting on this set of strings? Is my wife unhinged (probably!)?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Happy birthday, old friend I haven't yet met. ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
Will Rogers never met me.
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Wow,
The guy Will rogers never met is wishing a happy birthday to an old friend he never met 
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I have a lot of people I consider good friends on this site who I have never found the opportunity to meet in corpus. If you stick around long enough, you will, too.
Will Rogers never met me.
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I found a potential internet friend! Today is a good day 
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CBadger wrote: I found a potential internet friend!
...that's called a stalker...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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