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Mark_Wallace31-Oct-14 23:32

31-Oct-14 23:32

Sometimes I'm more like the big, red, bad-tempered one, and sometimes I'm more like the big pink puppy.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Jan Steyn31-Oct-14 11:29

Jan Steyn

31-Oct-14 11:29

DWELLR11 DeathMatch in DOOM2 Rocked - ate all my free time once upon a time ftp://ftp.fu-berlin.de/pc/msdos/games/idgames/levels/doom2/deathmatch/d-f/dweller1.txt[^]

enhzflep31-Oct-14 13:49

enhzflep

31-Oct-14 13:49

Perhaps not, but you'll have to look up the first one if you want to use it, cos that's not it... Poke tongue | ;-P

Hint: Insert an S after the first D.

Mark_Wallace31-Oct-14 14:08

31-Oct-14 14:08

~~Damn! I just tried it, and you're right!~~

Don't bother me with petty technicalities.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

enhzflep31-Oct-14 14:35

enhzflep

31-Oct-14 14:35

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EDIT: nevermind - it was supposed to be a Cacodaemon.

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon

Mark_Wallace31-Oct-14 14:47

31-Oct-14 14:47

If you can't kill cacodemons with the chainsaw, you can't join our gang!

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

jeron131-Oct-14 6:39

jeron1

31-Oct-14 6:39

Yeah, the infamous Seance Attack using a Ouiji object.

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment

"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst

Eddy Vluggen31-Oct-14 10:33

Eddy Vluggen

31-Oct-14 10:33

Only a system without users cannot be hacked.

So, what PC are you going to build that is going to do nothing but "playing with itself"? And how would that connect to Heaven?

Bastard Programmer from Hell Suspicious | :suss:

If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

New word of the day

PIEBALDconsult31-Oct-14 5:28

31-Oct-14 5:28

(I transpose characters all the time, but it doesn't usually result in a reasonable word.)

PRODCUTION -- Production execution.

SoMad31-Oct-14 5:46

SoMad

31-Oct-14 5:46

Sorry. My eyes don't accept it as a new word, but simply see it as a typo $Shucks | :-\$

[EDIT]
I wonder why someone would vote this post Abusive or Spam... Confused | :confused:

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"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

modified 1-Nov-14 2:43am.

Slacker00731-Oct-14 5:48

Slacker007

31-Oct-14 5:48

PIEBALDconsult wrote:
Production execution.

Executing production, or executing production?

cool. put it in urban dictionary.

PhilLenoir31-Oct-14 6:54

PhilLenoir

31-Oct-14 6:54

Execution by prodding?

Could be poked to death on fb?

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

PIEBALDconsult31-Oct-14 7:00

31-Oct-14 7:00

I don't poke anyone I wouldn't want to be poked by.

TheGreatAndPowerfulOz31-Oct-14 9:10

TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

31-Oct-14 9:10

Maybe, Proxecution.

Sounds like something a proctologist would perform...

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

PIEBALDconsult31-Oct-14 9:30

31-Oct-14 9:30

Or being executed by proxy, which may be similar to hanging in effigy.

Mark_Wallace31-Oct-14 23:54

31-Oct-14 23:54

Atcherly, it sounds more like the act of goosing a cute girl, so you're probably now on a watch list.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

PIEBALDconsult1-Nov-14 5:24

Small Business Documents/Records Managment

1-Nov-14 5:24

Who else would I goose? Confused | :confused:

Kevin Marois31-Oct-14 4:19

Kevin Marois

31-Oct-14 4:19

I'm researching Small Business Documents/Records Management. I'v been Googling and looking at sample apps, but it's all new territory for me, so I don't really know what's out there.

SharePoint or something like it is NOT what I'm looking for. Way too big. Something for a small business guy like me would be ideal.

Anyone know of anything like this?

Thanks

If it's not broken, fix it until it is

Andy Brummer31-Oct-14 4:36

Andy Brummer

31-Oct-14 4:36

a lot of people use evernote. I have been using google drive to share proposals and project docs with harvest for time tracking and asana for keeping track of work items.

Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

ZurdoDev31-Oct-14 4:39

ZurdoDev

31-Oct-14 4:39

Kevin Marois wrote:
SharePoint or something like it is NOT what I'm looking for. Way too big.

SharePoint services are free with your Windows Server license and is very, very easy to use.

Google docs, also very good.

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

Rage31-Oct-14 4:45

Rage

31-Oct-14 4:45

Shall it be internal or in the cloud ?

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.

Kevin Marois31-Oct-14 4:45

Kevin Marois

31-Oct-14 4:45

Cloud based

If it's not broken, fix it until it is

Rage31-Oct-14 5:17

Rage

31-Oct-14 5:17

Then I second Google Docs.

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.

Jörgen Andersson31-Oct-14 6:04

Jörgen Andersson

31-Oct-14 6:04

Then you can also take a look at Trello.
It's more of a kanban style project management system, but you can make it as simple as you feel like.

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.