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These have to be the sickliest looking cattle I've ever seen. Perhaps this individual needs to change which type of livestock he works with, goats might work better for him than cattle.
http://www.reuters.com/news/picture/2014/11/07/editors-choice?articleId=USRTR4D3AX#989484459[^]
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For those who can't see the image,[^] (courtesy of BillWoodruff), or more importantly, the caption, this is what is says under the picture, "A trader follows his herd of cattle towards a livestock market through a busy road in Kolkata, India, November 6, 2014."
The image clearly shows goats and/or sheep. Either way, there is nothing the image closely resembling cattle.
Comments from work:- "Why can't you just do it like everybody else?"
- "Well, we haven't had any complaints yet."
- "I just want to get it into production."
- "It only matters if it’s important to someone who matters."
modified 7-Nov-14 15:20pm.
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"They'll have plenty grass here - boy, will they get fat"
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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So now we know why Griff was offline for so long!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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They're not cattle - they're goats. Cattle are Cows.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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In India they see this differently, as I have heard.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Kevin Marois wrote: They're not cattle
I thik you are right.
Dictionary.com says cattle are: bovine animals, especially domesticated members of the genus Bos.
and
bovine of or pertaining to the subfamily Bovinae, which includes cattle, buffalo, and kudus.
Plus, a circular reference definition.
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Yes, but look at the description for the photo.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Zombie Code Monkey wrote: the sickliest looking cattle
Zombie Code Monkey wrote: goats might work better for him than cattle
Those are goats and sheep mixed in the herd. I did not see any cattle in the pic.
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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PJ Arends wrote: I did not see any cattle in the pic.
I agree. But read the description of the photo. I believe that is the reason for OP posting.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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There seems to be something wrong with that web-site, but if you are referring to this picture: [^]: well, them are goats.
« I am putting myself to the fullest possible use which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do » HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer) in "2001, A Space Odyssey"
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This is cattle here[^], don't know where the confusion comes from.
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Steak + peppercorns?, damn you now I'm good and hungry!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I know, it did the same to myself  When you go to images.google and search for Aberdeen Angus Fillet Steak, there is an instant mouthwatering.
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I think you will find the Reuters editor is the idiot, the herder did not write the caption, he is just looking after his goats.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Thank you for explaining the obvious, Captain.
Comments from work:- "Why can't you just do it like everybody else?"
- "Well, we haven't had any complaints yet."
- "I just want to get it into production."
- "It only matters if it’s important to someone who matters."
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These guys are age appropriate, but I'm pretty sure this isn't Gamma, Helm, Johnson and Vlissides:
link [^] 
"Religion is the most malevolent of all mind viruses." - Arthur C. Clarke
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No, not that gang, but their patterns aren't bad.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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My laptop fell off the table and the screen cracked. It still works, so I am still using it. I just disabled the touchscreen feature (not sure why a laptop needs it).
Oops.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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These make perfect home servers. I have such a laptop running Exchange at home handling all the family's email accounts. A bit underpowered for a server maybe, but they're quiet, small and even have a built in UPS in the event of a power cut.
And I just remote onto it when needed, because the screen is proper trashed.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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I was soo close to setting mine up as a home server, but got distracted by having to complete paying dev work on it, using a standalone monitor. Then I eventually ended up giving it to a local barman when I bought a new one.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Brady Kelly wrote: giving it to a local barman
Went to a good cause then...
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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What? Forgot to bring a coat?
Don't let that stop you.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I had the same exact thought when I read the title.
Jeremy Falcon
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I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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