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Put a link out on facebook:
Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no MORE![^]
No I just hope that the missus gets the hint... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I don't know much about art, but I know what I like 
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RUs123 wrote: I know what I like
Comfy chairs?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And hover crafts full of eels.
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Not the .... COMFY CHAIR!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Q. Why are French roads lined with trees?
A. So the German army can march in the shade.
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Q:Why do french tanks have rear mirrors?
A:That they can watch the frontline.
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Germans dont like army or marching. Many are angry about the fighting in the Ukraine. (And blame the USA for putting "oil in the fire")
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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KarstenK wrote: Germans dont like army or marching
You should not have mentioned this when I still worked for my first employer. Of course we did not like the army, but only because we were... Luftwaffe.
But I used to have my ways of making you like marching. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Q: How does every French joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
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How about this line from a Yeoman Warden at the Tower - "History is written by the victors, which largely explains the blank pages in French history books"?
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Did I set my Tardis wrong, this morning? Is it 1942?
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Stolen from Randel[^]
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My missive might appear after yours, but I started typing it before you so yours is a prepost!
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Sorry to disappoint you... but your post is a repost[^] 
(yes|no|maybe)*
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A repost and a prepost, will he stop at nothing to gain rep points?
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No fighting now, Boys.
Just decide which one of you is Leslie, and which is Shirley.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I up-voted to throw my 2p-worth in to your campaign!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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You mean the message I linked to in my post?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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