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I would SO MUCH learn that language and force my entire company to adopt it as official language and rewrite the whole codebase in BLOOD.
Also I would call the coding phase as SACRIFICE. This software was sacrificated in BLOOD. Damn it sounds good.
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Too cool. Reminds me of Slayer.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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"Hello Rob, something went wrong with Chris's BLOOD, do you know where I can get the obfuscator ?"
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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In the 'next great' language will be unimportant (we may call it the nil - non-important-language)...
IMHO the next step will be frameworks/environment (like Marc's HOPE) that will let you 'draw' your application logic in a completely different way...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Data Enterprise Stream Processing Action Intuiting Response: D.E.S.P.A.I.R.
Software Zen: delete this;
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COBOL 2015 = COBBLERS.
There's a winner, if ever there were one.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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DUMB, almost immediately to be replaced by DUMBER (no, not an acronym!)
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OOF - Object Oriented FORTH
A language that uses the objects proposed on the stack to suggest the next command based on the best consumption of the stack contents. Think IntelliType that helps you code the application.
For those of you unfamiliar with FORTH, it is a stack based language that requires that you code a command (verb in FORTH speak) before you can use it. You, in effect, create a language tailored to the application. You can even rewrite the compiler as you go by creating commands that execute immediately when they are used instead of being compiled (think intelligent macros).
The hardest part of FORTH programming is keeping track of the stack as you go. Many a stack diagram has been written just to make sure you are composing a stack for later commands to consume properly.
The limitation of FORTH, is that the stack is composed of integer values, but if they can be replaced with objects (think HP-48 calculators), it could be much more powerful.
Since each FORTH command can be executed independently, groups can write and test their assignments and then zipper their code together without fear of collision (it would be a longer explanation to show how that works), which is something I done in my career and we've been able to rack up large systems in short time frames. We can literally fling code at a wall and it will all stick.
That's been my fantasy.
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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CRAP - Common Reusable Automatic Program
Two different environments:
Basic CRAP - for quick & dirty solutions
Serious CRAP - for when CRAP needs to work reliably
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If you like the Elektra Belle Epoque[^] in the post below don't fret, there are cheaper[^] ones around.
But if you don't like the Belle Epoque you can always have a look at Alessi Aerodinamica[^] if Art Deco is your cup of tea coffee.
There is also help to get for the technology[^] freak. (actually not, but it looks like it)
Enough with this automized stuff, if you find the Japanese to be a bit sloppy in their ceremonies you should take a look at Tom Metcalfe[^]. (Sorry about the quality of the video, I couldn't find the link I was looking for)
Personally I prefer this[^], as it's a good compromise between easy to use and good coffee.
<Edit>How could I forget this[^], straight out of the bucket list, the vacuum siphon.</edit>
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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modified 30-Nov-14 16:42pm.
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I have caved and bought this[^] for the office.
I think it says a great deal about the state of coffee over here that these are the depths to which I plunge.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Can't wait to try it  ![Java | [Coffee]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
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Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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Chris Maunder wrote: I have caved and bought this[^] for the office.
What a sh*t selection for the coffee. It only goes up to 11, I get the 12 over here for mine.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Please don't rub it in.
Just made the first cuppa and it's...OK. My Uncle in Melbourne has one (I know - why on Earth would you have a coffee machine in Melbourne unless there was a zombie plague and you were unable to leave the house to travel the 5m to the nearest cafe) and the coffee is actually pretty good.
I think we get "American Style" coffee over here.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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... If you want your wife and the ickles to get you a new coffee machine for Crimbo: Sage: The Oracle[^]
Heston Blumenthal says it's good, but...
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C'mon, it only number ten on the list[^].
But if I sell the cars I could get an Elektra Belle Epoque.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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I love that one!
The should call it "Steampunk Coffee"...
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Whoa. This one[^] looks like it should be on Mars collecting rock samples.
Awesome.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Their other machines[^] are just as awesome.
It's not just Italians that make outstanding design. (save some of their cars)
Whenever I've paid off my house and bought my '59 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz[^] cabriolet, one of those machines are next on my list.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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My intuition suggests a touch of Retro for Nagy: [^].
«OOP to me means only messaging, local retention and protection and hiding of state-process, and extreme late-binding of all things. » Alan Kay's clarification on what he meant by the term "Object" in "Object-Oriented Programming."
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I know he has a handpresso[^] - but I'm not sure which one.
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But where's the bin? Where's the fruggin' bin?
I swear, an espresso machine that doesn't come with a matching, integrated, clean & tidy bin for banging the used grounds into ain't worth even looking at.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My dear chap!
Coffee grounds go in the "food waste" bin for recycling into fertilizer.
Or don't you separate your rubbish for recycling in the Netherlands?
Bin for kitchen[^]
The council also provide free Biodegradable liner / bags which when full go in the Bin for outside[^] so the kitchen bin remains clean.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Coffee grounds go in the "food waste" bin for recycling into fertilizer.
Nuh-uh.
If I did that, the missus would be more than a little upset -- she uses it for her own compost.
A comparatively minor second point would be that I don't want a food-waste bin sitting next to to coffee machine.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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