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HobbyProggy wrote: The dead can't post to CP...
Leslie can.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Michael Martin wrote: But It Wasn't Me!
Why did you think you should clarify that? The guy is dead, isn't he? 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Agent__007 wrote: Why did you think you should clarify that? The guy is dead, isn't he?
But am I me? Or is someone else typing this. There isn't even a photo that the 11/12 CPians who have met me face to face could verify is or isn't me.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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... because if he hadn't typed it we would have assumed (known?) it was him, especially given his beer intake.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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well, it looks like they're willing to keep going at killing people named Michael Martin, so...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Blimey! I'd steer clear of that area if I were you - don't want to get mistaken for the other chap! Or his son.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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A quick search on LinkedIn shows 141 people with your name in Australia. Some of them are "Mike Martin"s though.
That excludes the unlisted ones.
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Avijnata wrote: Some of them are "Mike Martin"s though.
They don't count, must be Yanks sneaking in. All Aussies Michael's shorten to Mick.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Oh OK. New learning for me today. Thanks.
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Ever see the original Terminator movie? Sarah Connor... Michael Martin...
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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Quote: "It needed a lot of close scrutiny because there was blood from the first attack [2 months ago] still there."
Two month old blood stains still around... really classy people there. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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have you never seen CSI they can see minute traces of blood from decades earlier, its a bit like how they can "zoom in" on a single pixel and "enhance the image" to reveal vital info (car plate, text on a mobile or even the murderers face)
its science init
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Yeah; but this was apparently reality not fantasy world...
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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They are really fair in CSI with "enhancing" : just saw two episodes yesterday in which it went:
- "Can you zoom more?"
- "This is the best I can do"
- "Oh, OK, so nothing of much help here".
This probably balances all the other improbable things they are always doing.
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Damn, for all the money I paid, you'd have thought they'd get the right one!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Are you the junior?
If you have drugs connections and multiple people want you dead that bad you probably deserved it though...
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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I read that this morning and wondered...
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Hi, just ask any one who might have graphic design experience. Now I read this book Photoshop CS4 Digital Classroom[^]. Whether it is old version but it teach me very well.
When I completed it, I know how to use most of the tool in Photoshop.
But my question its: I need to find a book that teach me a tip or trick of combining the technique that I have learn to produce an attractive result (attractive graphic design)
Does this kind of book exist? If it is exist, please kindly suggestion me.
Thank,
Kanel
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To be honest, I'm not sure anything like that exists. There are a lot of books, tutorials and so forth that will teach you how to use the tools - like the one you have just read - but putting those tools to use requires aptitude, ability, skill, and experience - and I'm not convinced that any of those can be taught.
What you are asking is the equivalent of learning to use a paint brush to do water colours, and looking for a book on how to paint the Mona Lisa, or Constables "The Hay Wain"
There are tutorials and suchlike on Google[^] - but how much use they will be is entirely open to debate. If I'm honest, most good developers are rubbish graphics designers! 
If you do find a book or tutorial that does teach you to do it well, please post it here - there are a lot of people here who need to read it (including me).
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Disclaimer: Not the straight answer to your question, but:
If you're looking for an attractive UX (user experience) rather than just an attractive graphic design, then this[^] may be a good start. Never mind that it is for an Android device; look for the concepts rather than techniques.
You need to create a login, and just watch/download.
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Avijnata wrote: this[^] may be a good start
Not if you are over 10 years old.
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It does remind me of Billy and Johnny[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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We know a song about that, don't we?
I've actually said that several times during meetings, using the same vocal tones.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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