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Sander Rossel24-Feb-15 6:21

Sander Rossel

24-Feb-15 6:21

CDP1802 wrote:
In there obviously some unhandled exceptions occur

There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies.

— C.A.R. Hoare, The 1980 ACM Turing Award Lecture

CDP1802 wrote:
Pokemon exception handling (You got to catch them all!)

That's worth an upvote and a place among the quotes hall of fame, right next to C.A.R. Hoare Laugh | :laugh:

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public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
   public void DoWork()
   {
      throw new NotSupportedException();
   }
}

Cornelius Henning24-Feb-15 6:38

Cornelius Henning

24-Feb-15 6:38

It sounds more like all spaghetti and NO meatballs! Smile | :)

Daniel Pfeffer24-Feb-15 9:28

Daniel Pfeffer

24-Feb-15 9:28

Cornelius Henning wrote:
It sounds more like ~~all~~ spaghetti and NOmystery meatballs!

FTFY

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.

--Winston Churchill

Mark_Wallace24-Feb-15 8:14

Mark_Wallace

24-Feb-15 8:14

Just think how happy you'll be when you've fixed a little of it.

How many other tasks do you have to do that won't give you that bit of happiness?

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Wonde Tadesse24-Feb-15 15:22

Wonde Tadesse

24-Feb-15 15:22

This is called native Big ball of mud[^] Smile | :)

Wonde Tadesse

CDP180224-Feb-15 19:34

CDP1802

24-Feb-15 19:34

It's not the every day version. It's more like a ball of mud on top of a layer of those stored procedures.

And that's not all! There are triggers on all data tables involved, again thousands of lines long. Every time one of the stored procedures inserts or updates something, an avalanche of those triggers goes off. That's again a layer by itself and even more obscure than the other two.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

Brady Kelly24-Feb-15 22:55

Brady Kelly

24-Feb-15 22:55

I've just wrapped up some seriously non-spaghetti code, with good exception handling, in a Windows Service. When an exception makes it to the top, i.e. is thrown during the service's Process method, I abort the service and it restarts. It also leaves about 200 rows in the log table for just one run of Process. It's designed to run and keep running, and restart if it has a serious enough exception that things might be broken all over.

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

PhilLenoir25-Feb-15 5:20

PhilLenoir

25-Feb-15 5:20

Possibly an errant Pastafarian paying tribute to the FSM?

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

ASP.NET 5

Chris Maunder24-Feb-15 5:18

Chris Maunder

24-Feb-15 5:18

cheers
Chris Maunder

Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan24-Feb-15 5:37

Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan

24-Feb-15 5:37

But won't the robot (or alien) be showing a sign for Hi 5, then?

What I wanted to say is, what do you mean by this, Chris?

The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~

JMK-NI24-Feb-15 5:45

JMK-NI

24-Feb-15 5:45

I'm guessing he's excited about this[^], and with good reason! Suspicious | :suss:

Mike Hankey24-Feb-15 7:58

Mike Hankey

24-Feb-15 7:58

Looks like it's got a ton of new goodies. Just started to rewrite my web site a week or so ago using MVC5 and it's already obsolete. Smile | :)

New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.

popchecker25-Feb-15 2:17

popchecker

25-Feb-15 2:17

Ubuntu (My favorite operating system) finally meets .NET (My favorite programming environment).

I feel on top of the world. Big Grin | :-D

WSOCCC

P0mpeyBoy24-Feb-15 1:28

24-Feb-15 1:28

"Mean decay, mean decay" (6)

Sorry was in a meeting all morning.

Manfred Rudolf Bihy24-Feb-15 1:51

Manfred Rudolf Bihy

24-Feb-15 1:51

"Defile" means to decay, but also parade i.e. walking around after one another.
It comes from the french word ~~defileé~~ défiler me thinks.

[Corrected to défiler]

Cheers!

"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

Ron White, Comedian

P0mpeyBoy24-Feb-15 1:59

24-Feb-15 1:59

Nope sorry.

Agent__00724-Feb-15 2:21

Agent__007

24-Feb-15 2:21

"Isobar"?

Alas! "Half-life" doesn't go with (6). Sigh | :sigh:

Your time will come, if you let it be right.

P0mpeyBoy24-Feb-15 2:38

24-Feb-15 2:38

Nope sorry.

Colin Rae24-Feb-15 2:45

Colin Rae

24-Feb-15 2:45

Parrot

Mean - par
Decay - rot

parrot - to repeat

Smile | :)

modified 24-Feb-15 8:53am.

megaadam24-Feb-15 2:55

megaadam

24-Feb-15 2:55

Mean - par

Eh what?
EDIT:
Ah mean as average : )

Life is too shor

Colin Rae24-Feb-15 2:57

Colin Rae

24-Feb-15 2:57

As in "par for the course" - average

P0mpeyBoy24-Feb-15 3:12

24-Feb-15 3:12

Well done. See yours tomorrow.

Colin Rae24-Feb-15 3:16

Colin Rae

24-Feb-15 3:16

Bugger.

6:30AM ish Houston time then (1230 UTC I think).

megaadam24-Feb-15 3:31

megaadam

24-Feb-15 3:31

Bugger. Bugger.

:parrot:

Life is too shor