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Almost 30 years ago, I took my then girlfriend to a school dance and I remember thinking it was very odd how there were so many parents there as well. Now, as a father with my eldest at the same school, we are taking her to the Rowing Club's annual knife & fork event. So I guess the boyfriends of the sixformers will be looking at us thinking, "What sad fecks, have they nothing better to do..." 
veni bibi saltavi
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And instead of being the Tasee you will now be the Tasor? 
Spelling Nazi's are going to have a lot of fun with this one.
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My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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how dare you, a capital A on the word and, how uncoof
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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It's sitting on charge... 
veni bibi saltavi
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I found that a baseball bat and a crazy look in your eyes works pretty good too!
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My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Spelling Nazi's are going to have a lot of fun with this one.
It's "Spelling Nazis" (no apostrophe!)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Touché
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My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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As I opened The Lounge, I saw the headline. My eyes hadn't adjusted, so I thought it was a post about physics: "Pole Reversal".
My advice Nagy, let it go. If she wants to be a bad girl, she'll find an opportunity. Teenagers rebel and the more constrained they are, the more they rebel (hence the stories about convent girls!)
When she brings a boy home that you don't like, be indifferent, not hostile. If she brings home one you do like, be pleasant, but don't treat him like a long-lost friend!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Oh I'm not worried, she's just beginning to notice boys, but horses and rowing are still way better. It's just an observation on how times move.
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... but you went to the dinner. Did they gin perchance?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Going this evening. I will actually drive so Mrs Wife shall drunk drink and I'll make do with the casino.
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Ah, I see - no gin available then!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Yes, we always become our parents. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Quite literally for those in Norfolk.
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Have you ever been to the Forest of Dean? If your lover isn't a relative, they're probably a sheep!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: the Rowing Club's annual knife & fork event
What, is this some post-modern version of Manners School, where teenagers learn to eat with utensils???
Marc
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: knife & fork
Are you sure you didn't hear that second word incorrectly?
Or perhaps they generally eat burger and chips & now get to use cutlery for the first time 
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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From the New York Times[^] A run of the mill story on improved toilets at a Bus Station - I just love the reason for remaining anonymous given in the 2nd to last paragraph.
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Gets a 5 just for that!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I know her: Anne Onimus
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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From the article: 16 bathrooms in the terminal were being redone at a cost of $13 million. That is about $812,500 each.
What kind of bathroom can you design with such bugdet? ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
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P0mpey3 wrote: I just love the reason for remaining anonymous
Could be dangerous[^].
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Seen Nagy's notification and had a few chuckles reading the messages below.
Can find it hard how anyone can want to leave freezing cold offshore North Sea and Aberdeen for slightly toasty offshore Gulf and relocating to Doha for a spot of tax free living, villa provided, bills paid, free car and school fees for the kids thrown in for good measure.
Don't see the attraction at all.... 
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