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Three golfers are walking down the fairway."Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old, "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens."
"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old. "When you're 70, you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens."
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6.00 am. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?" asked the 70-year-old.
"No, I have one every morning at 6.30 am."
Puzzled with this the 60-year-old said, "Let's get this straight. You pee every morning at 6.00 am and poop every morning at 6.30 am. So what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until seven."
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Ah, potty talk.
My kids love potty talk. 
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...and is watching the TV she recorded last night: "Bondi Vet" (or "Bondi Bob" as I prefer to call it)
And all I can hear is "Awww!", and "Sobbb" - followed by the classic "It's a sad one today - it's full of sick animals". 
He's a vet fer Bob's sake! What do you expect him to deal with? Bruised apples? 
What soundtrack do you have in the background today?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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This[^]
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
// No comment
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Pretty much the same one everyday Griff. A combination of the soft drone of the forced-air HVAC system, the white noise sound interruption suppression system (which sounds amazingly like the former) and our IT guy muttering maniacally to himself (largely drowned out by the first two).
Welcome to cubicle world!
Speaking of soundtrack and our IT guy, I played a spontaneous practical joke on him yesterday. He was testing out some device and part of his test involved playing Over The Hills And Far Away. When he stopped playing it, I quickly delved into my LZ stash and located the point where he had stopped and started playing it through my PC speakers. He looked a little confused for a period until he worked out it was me.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I have the usual on/off music.
Can't listen to it when thinking of a plan for a new app or when making a concept.
When I know what I want to do and just start coding, that's when the music plays - if no one else needs to talk to me of course.
Usually it's a mix of classical music(Wagner,Tchaikovsky), movie music, techno(bit of trance), (hard) rock and (insert x genre here) metal.
Lately I've been preferring Devin Townsend, Opeth, Neurotech and Anathema.
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RUs123 wrote: Devin Townsend
I haven't heard anything from him except for the one album he did with Vai. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I do have a lot of soundtracks running, music and noise... But there is no background, everything seems pretty gray today!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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OriginalGriff wrote: What soundtrack do you have in the background today?
Her : *Where have you been so long?* <- thats my soundtrack
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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The ever present din of tinnitus. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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jeron1 wrote: The ever present din of tinnitus.
Same here. I used to drown it out with music, and most of the time ambient noise pretty much distracts me from it, but times like now, it's just a lovely roar.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Sorry to hear, it does indeed suck. It is dead quiet in my office 95% of the time, so I get to experience it 8-9 hrs. solid, until I get to the car.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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OriginalGriff wrote: What soundtrack do you have in the background today?
I did have the second side of Alice in Chains/Facelift playing...
Sunshine[^]
Then rudely interrupted by a few calls, so nothing at the moment. Any suggestions?
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Anything by these folks[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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This,[^] of course...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Programing Function of the Day :
public Code programmIt(Coffee Input)
{
Code _code = new Code();
if(!Coffee.IsEmpty)
{
_code = _programmer.doWork();
_programmer.drinkCoffee(10, Input);
return _code;
}
else
{
_programmer.sendSomeoneToGetNewCoffee(GetRandomProgrammer());
return _code;
}
}
I see it's not funny
Edit: Woah thanks, i forgott the Input use  strange that only one found out, an everybody else was discussing the code XD
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
modified 17-Mar-15 11:33am.
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coffee is obnoxious and should be banned from office environments, any thing that smells as bad as coffee does shouldn't be allowed where people work
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Admit it, you hate it only beacuse it's black! 
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
// No comment
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since when is it black, I always thought it was coffee coloured
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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If the coffee isn't black you're doing it wrong!
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
// No comment
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if its not poured down the sink I am doing it wrong
I should start bring in something that has a similar intrusive pong and leave it the kitchen, what is that far eastern plant that smells of decaying corpses? and where can I get one
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I love the smell of coffee, but hate the taste of it.
Now, Cullen Skink soup is something that should be banned from not just the workplace, but everywhere. I think I have mentioned it on here a few years back, but hte guy that use to sit next to me when I was based onshore for a while use to eat the stuff for lunch and the smell, it use to make me boke..... 
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: coffee Bergholt Stuttley Johnson is obnoxious and should be banned from office environments, any thing that smells as bad as coffee Bergholt Stuttley Johnson does shouldn't be allowed where people work
I find it absolutely ridiculous that, in this day and age, there is someone who doesn't know how to write his own name.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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