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Wow. That is one of the best uses of words that I've seen in a long time.
Extreme kudos to the inventor.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Haha. In fact, I've felt I have been afflicted like these poor souls, a few times in the last ten days.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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We all have our idiot days -- I've been known to be an uncomprehending idiot on certain topics for weeks, even, until the right penny dropped into the right slot.
It's when it's permanent that you have to worry.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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All it takes is a moment or three of - alcohol free - calm, and things start rushing back into my stress-addled brain. Yesterday morning, under heavy pressure to deliver a working test version to my client as he returned from a long weekend. I had everything wrapped up nicely, including my hard-won GUI for the damned WCF/Windows Service. I told him, at 7am I would have it ready at 9am, and then I made a seemingly innocuous code change, clicked the "Update service reference" menu item, only to fall straight into the flaming pits of hell. I had been using the existing reference for several days without updating, and everything was working fine, but suddenly the generation of the WCF proxy was failing, outputting an empty .cs file. If I try adding the same service reference to a new project, it works fine.
So I set to work just "manually" getting the other side of the app working, filled with stress and fear of doom (getting fired), and drew complete blanks on nearly everything else until around 5pm, when I had demonstrated that side to be working. Sitting down to relax and watch TV, I was suddenly filled with inspiration for diagnosing the problem, and I think today has some calm still left for me to do that.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Is this an attempt to revamp QA's image?
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I was going to post a new thread asking for suggestions on how to build a forum, but I don't think I'll bother now
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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Never heard this before but the term "Help Vampire" is spot on! I called them lazy and ignorant an-alphabets.
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I look back at my posts when I was young and naive and pull this face
But I think there is a difference between being naive about what you want to do and asking for too much help and doing so, but never really learning from it.
I try to be helpful with my responses these days. Give a idea of what to do. Reference docs and link them. Gently shove them to solving the problem for themselves.
I may even post snippets of code, but if anyone asks me "Can you pls post code?" I fly off the wall, sacrifice a puppy and a kitten and write a letter to Satan asking to reserve a special place in hell for them.
Then post code that won't work off the bat, but should work with some thought based on suggestions I have previously posted. If they then say the code doesn't work... I talk myself off the ledge.
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Some kind of negative publicity which works positively, just like Hollywood. Yesterday, I read a article about a new top domain name ".sucks" (not sure it is real), which would serve the same purpose.
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Put this in your Chrome browser's url address and click enter
chrome://net-internals/#dns
I apologize if you already know this. Yes, I have been living under a rock, for all these years.
edit: it will bring up a utility page, first.
modified 17-Mar-15 14:06pm.
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Actually, if you have Chrome installed, the best place to go is the Control Panel Programs and Features applet.
I'll let you guess at the rest of the process.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I love me Chrome. Pretty Chrome. I could never hurt you.
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A is for apple
B is for banana
Chrome is for fenders
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Do chronic illegal parkers suffer from parking zones disease?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I think someone was trying to muscle in on your "Thought of the day", a few posts down.
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One treatment could be, send them up into the tow zone layer.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Not if they remember where they parked the car.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Is one of the symptoms White line fever?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Three golfers are walking down the fairway."Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old, "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens."
"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old. "When you're 70, you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens."
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6.00 am. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?" asked the 70-year-old.
"No, I have one every morning at 6.30 am."
Puzzled with this the 60-year-old said, "Let's get this straight. You pee every morning at 6.00 am and poop every morning at 6.30 am. So what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until seven."
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Ah, potty talk.
My kids love potty talk.
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...and is watching the TV she recorded last night: "Bondi Vet" (or "Bondi Bob" as I prefer to call it)
And all I can hear is "Awww!", and "Sobbb" - followed by the classic "It's a sad one today - it's full of sick animals".
He's a vet fer Bob's sake! What do you expect him to deal with? Bruised apples?
What soundtrack do you have in the background today?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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This[^]
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Pretty much the same one everyday Griff. A combination of the soft drone of the forced-air HVAC system, the white noise sound interruption suppression system (which sounds amazingly like the former) and our IT guy muttering maniacally to himself (largely drowned out by the first two).
Welcome to cubicle world!
Speaking of soundtrack and our IT guy, I played a spontaneous practical joke on him yesterday. He was testing out some device and part of his test involved playing Over The Hills And Far Away. When he stopped playing it, I quickly delved into my LZ stash and located the point where he had stopped and started playing it through my PC speakers. He looked a little confused for a period until he worked out it was me.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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