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Can someone run my project - essentially plan, execute, monitor, and deliver with quality? And ... pass on all profits to my bank account?
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Sure! Just send me your bank name, branch, account name, number, password and routing number, and I will gladly comply. 
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Bank Name: ABC bank
City: DEF, Branch HIJ
Account Number: 123456
Password: ****
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That's not a very secure password - four asterisks.
I'd change that if I was you.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Account Number: 123456
is not secure either 
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Well no - but you don't get to pick that... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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do you think someone has actually got that or do you think its excluded?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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If it was the latest batch of students that coded it, they probably all would!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Agree.
A better password is:
***************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** (ouch! password length limit exceeded)
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Haha. I didn't want to spend more than a millisecond on some temporary password storage, so I made the column nvarchar(500), because being given password length limits like 10 characters just makes me batcrap angry.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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would anyone expect that?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Well, it's my PIN number...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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now that's neat, as I am yet to see an ATM with a * key
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I carry my own "*" key for just such purposes.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oh what a disappointment, I expected you to tap the character out in binary
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I'm almost done - but I'm somewhat stumped on the last step.
Unfortunately, I'm busy tomorrow, but I'll pick up and take care of the rest. Really soon.
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I start my new job as a qualified developer on Monday, can someone turn up and do the work for me?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Yes why not? if we have any agreement to direct deposit your pay check to my account 
Ranjan.D
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Now your being unreasonable, I will report you for abuse and down vote anything you have done for the last 100 years (as per standard practice)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Just use this solution[^] - Win/Win for everybody! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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sounds perfect, can you set it up for me
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bob's typical workday misses an important item ...
- Review of the work done by the outsourced contractor.
Or, rather, just half-hour per day (4:30 to 5:00 pm, which also includes email update to management).
Looks like this was sufficient, given that he was rated high for several quarters.
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I don't understand your problem... I thought you had memorised all of the interview questions and asked the CodeProject guys to answer them for you?
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I did, but now the company unreasonably expects me to be able to actually do the job, The course didn't prepare me for the fact that the stuff I cribbed off CP I might get asked to actually use in the real world.
It's so unfair
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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