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Ice
Bank
Mice
Elf
Go on, you know you want to say it.
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Do what you want, but do not involve us !
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Are we back in Primary School again now? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Dear lord no. I'd be too worried about meeting former TV and Radio presenters.
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You have to say it fast
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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May I add
Fur
Can
Eel
veni bibi saltavi
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I think you're looking for that Sydney suburb -
Far Kurnell
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I don't get it.
That's what she said.
Leaving now.
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Is that after the previously mentioned Bb13dim9 Pete?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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For remembering such a cool chord, I award a 5.
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Thanks! 
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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My pinky just pinged off and stuck in my ear.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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As Pete mentioned when he posted this beast - it's a tap chord! (I think my left hand has only just stopped hurting!)
Of course you'd never mainstream with such a chord (unless you're Frank Zappa), just use it in a transition!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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See.... the problem with these is you have to say the words as though they were one continuous word. If you have trained yourself to leave a momentary pause between words when speaking (to improve your communication with others), these don't work as well.
But, once understood, they are amusing.
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Is this an
As
And
Ehm
School
?
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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Hey!
How did you guess my password?!?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just got half a dozen of good reads from today's xkcd[^], as I did not know about all these "mysteries".
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Yeah, I love that line.
(It is also a frequent punchline from Nathan, in Castle).
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Blinking ? Why the elephant should the thing blink ?
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The sun's in its eyes
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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