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Are we back in Primary School again now?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Dear lord no. I'd be too worried about meeting former TV and Radio presenters.
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You have to say it fast
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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May I add
Fur
Can
Eel
veni bibi saltavi
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I think you're looking for that Sydney suburb -
Far Kurnell
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I don't get it.
That's what she said.
Leaving now.
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Is that after the previously mentioned Bb13dim9 Pete?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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For remembering such a cool chord, I award a 5.
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Thanks!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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My pinky just pinged off and stuck in my ear.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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As Pete mentioned when he posted this beast - it's a tap chord! (I think my left hand has only just stopped hurting!)
Of course you'd never mainstream with such a chord (unless you're Frank Zappa), just use it in a transition!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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See.... the problem with these is you have to say the words as though they were one continuous word. If you have trained yourself to leave a momentary pause between words when speaking (to improve your communication with others), these don't work as well.
But, once understood, they are amusing.
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Is this an
As
And
Ehm
School
?
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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Hey!
How did you guess my password?!?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just got half a dozen of good reads from today's xkcd[^], as I did not know about all these "mysteries".
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Yeah, I love that line.
(It is also a frequent punchline from Nathan, in Castle).
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Blinking ? Why the elephant should the thing blink ?
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The sun's in its eyes
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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According to the article languages at Wikipedia[^] it seems to be a device used more often in Nothern Europe.
The German entry even has a "Handling" section. Quite funny for me as German because the device can be found in every market here.
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Jochen Arndt wrote: it seems to be a device used more often in Nothern Europe. Perhaps. They are everywhere in the US and have been my whole life but for some reason people just don't seem to use them. Such a simple task.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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