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Where is the second button?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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You only need one button!
If you want send me your bank account number and I will look for you.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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I don't understand it. I click the link in your post, and then I click the box in the middle. But no matter WHAT I do, I still cannot enter the information.
What should I do?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Send your bank account number and I can look for you.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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Wheres the "Im Feeling Lucky" button?
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Send me your bank account number and I will tell you how lucky you are.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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I know this great UDP joke but you might not get it.
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oh, clever!
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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The punchline might arrive before the set-up.
Do you know what the problem with UDP jokes is?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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*ahem*[^]
And while on the subject...[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Well it was time it was told again after almost two years!
Good ones
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You have run into an infinite loop.
'i' is implicitly defined as an 'int', i.e. it has 32 bits.
8 nines = 2^25 < 99,999,999 < 2^26, loop bound is 'int'
9 nines = 2^29 < 999,999,999 < 2^30, loop bound is 'int'
10 nines = 2^33 < 9,999,999,999 < 2^34, loop bound is 'long'
Your condition 'i < loops' will always be true.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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SO and our very own QA could well be viewed like this[^].
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That is so true! It happens all the time. Btw, their leading Griff has 34M points ; I wonder if Jon Skeet would ever take a snapshot like that.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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"Highly paid, competitive benefits; that one language you didn't learn" (lower right)
Just everything about that picture is funny
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Not very realistic....the problem wasn't urgent.
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What about:
"This question makes no sense and by answering you have shown your complete lack of understanding. I have voted 1. Please see my alternative answer."
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Edited two years after it was posted by "Grammar Nazi" - Brilliant!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Seriously. I have encountered so many nonsensical posts here at Code Project, it either makes my LMAO or it makes my cry. Why doesn't some genius at CodeProject design a filtering algorithm that decides if the post first resembles ANY form of intelligence? I am certain that the mediators would love this idea.
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The first thing they will do is tag and remove any post that contains more than one emoticon.
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That's me out then...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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