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It's behind you
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: It's behind you
Prophetic words. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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How can we even identify the monster?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Flipper prints.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Front or rear?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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what like these?
Flipper[^]
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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you can try asking random fish if they are the monster
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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Get a policeman to ask for his driving license.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You can't fool me that easily.. Nessie was wearing a GoPro, she's the one taking the photos 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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no but if you follow the arrows the last shot is a big set of teeth (possibly Nessie but could just be Janet Street Porter on holiday)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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When is 100% not 100%?
I picked up a can of V8 this morning and on the front it says 100% Vegetable Juice then in smaller print, from concentrate - okay I can live with the water added, but then it says "with added ingredients". So, the 100% vegetable juice is not all vegetable juice. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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unless the added ingredient are either other vegetable juices or is < .5% and they are rounding
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I had guessed that. I just am bugged by it.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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It's a point of reference thing, which is used far too often in marketing.
"Of the juice in this container, 100% of it comes from vegetables."
As with many things marketing, it's legally, but not morally, acceptable.
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Good point. Just b.s.ing as it seems wrong on some level.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Welcome to the world of advertising. 
MADE WITH 100% REAL CHEESE flavor
/ravi
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It was a way to before it can beat a sell by date on a packet of salt, it's a mineral for f's sake
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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My wife almost didn't buy a bottle of good wine, the other day, because it had passed its sell-by date.
Rules is rules, I suppose.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Rules is, aye, but there ain't no rules say you need a sell-by-date on alcoholic beverages. Over-zealous supplier or seller methinks!
Salt has a sell-by-date because it's hydrophilic and that can bugger up Weights and Measures. Nowt to do with the edibility of the product I grant ye!
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The only things that should be added to V8 are Vodka, Worcestershire and Tabasco.
veni bibi saltavi
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what the whole of Worcestershire? or just the bit to the left of the M5?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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These petrol alternatives get more exotic every day!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: The only things that should be added to V8 are Vodka, Worcestershire and Tabasco.
In fact, forget the V8; just give me the rest.
Tall glass.
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