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Does it get hard after you wear it?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Only if you wear it out...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Beats the heck out of hardwear. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Why? In some situation a good suit of armor can save your life.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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To say it with a movie quote:
Put them in the "Iron Maiden".
EXCELLENT! [air guitar]
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In the context of something you wear, that certainly makes sense in most cases. Although I've read that a suit of armor can slow you down if you fall off your mount.
However, I was thinking in terms of wear and tear. there is normal wear that can be reasonably tolerated and then there's hardwear or usage beyond normal expectations under constant threat of a failure.
Then again, I understand that nowear is usually where conversations like this are likely to end up. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Falling off a horse generally slows you down a little.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I know that word since 1979. Back then I was discussing with someone what softwarre we should order. Someone else overheard that and thought we wanted to get ourselves new caps and mittens and other stuff made off fluffy wool. It took us some time to shut him up and stop him from making an even bigger dick of himself.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Message Closed
modified 3-Jun-15 19:05pm.
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modified 3-Jun-15 19:05pm.
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Message Removed
modified 3-Jun-15 19:05pm.
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I've been less active here for a while - the reason is the place where I work is migrating from flash to an HTML5/CSS/JS stack (specifically angular). All fine.
My job has been extended to include training grads -so I've been more or less using this stack for 8 months now. One thing became clear - the stack is not kind to windows users. Some of the packages don't seem to have been tested properly, but also the file-watcher in the OS is sub-par, and we use those a lot. I tried to save myself by using a linux VM, but performance was poor and the solution did not work at all.
I'm not going to sugar the pill: Gentleman, I'm migrating to a Mac*
I feel so ashamed and dirty - and not in the usual, good way. I'm off for a little weep now, and to see if I can grow a moustache.
- Work is paying for it, obviously.
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It was nice to know you. I wish you all the best in your future life. Just put the keys on the entrance cabinet when leaving.
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Quote: Just put the keys on the entrance cabinet when leaving
And don't expect any refund of your CP subscription! 
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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Do you still have to listen to Radio 1 too?
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Oh that stopped ages ago. Someone managed to convince senior management that putting your development team inside a call-centre is not a productive move.
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We once had an onsite dev-team working within a call centre and in it's defence I have to say that no-one ever went without a fu date should he want one.
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: no-one ever went without a fu date should he want one.
Is this CP (taxi cab) confidential? 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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You are just somebody I used to know, from now! 
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Keith Barrow wrote: to see if I can grow a moustache soul patch
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Just tried to imagine Kate Winslett with a moustache.
Mind bleach anyone?
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Is she doing a handstand?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Thanks, now I don't need the bleach anymore.
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Keith Barrow wrote: I'm migratingupgrading to a Mac
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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