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Here[^] you go. A drawing right from the 1960s. A terran battleship is not so easy to kill. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Lol![^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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"Epic" does not begin to describe the brilliance of that post.
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Forgot about that post. Still, this answer is worth the repost.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Just don't say it three times...
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Crack a Guinness, clear your throat and in your best Dublin brogue recite a couple of pages of Ulysses.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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I don't understand. Why do I need to change my shoes?
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Sure, if you must die, die nasty.
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code don't hurt me...
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
#endregion
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My browser really doesn't like the layout of that site - neither do I... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Change your browser! It's worth it! Lots of interactive stuff.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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I tried to sign up for a guided nightly walk in a nature reserve near where I live.
A friend of mine signed up at a specific time and asked if I come too.
I walk there almost weekly, but sure.
So I went to the website, chose my location and the time I wanted to participate and hit next.
I now need to sign up as a participant, a group or join an existing group.
So I'm thinking I need the group at that specific time, so I tick the group radio button.
Take a look at the groups, not what I'm looking for and decide to sign up as participant anyway (check that radiobutton).
Now I need to create a profile, ughhh... I hate doing that, but fine. I'll create your blasted profile!
All this time it's not really clear what I'm signing up for. My location or time aren't mentioned anywhere.
No confirmation or overview screen whatsoever and a payment later it seems I've joined some group at the other side of the country!
Got to read that in the mail I received after my payment.
Went to my profile page to see if I could change my trip, but I couldn't.
What I could change was my plain text unencrypted password...
I then went to my group page, I joined a group of total strangers, and I could somehow edit their personal info like name and email address.
I'm still like     
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A sale is only a sale if it is on good terms, if it was bona fide.
This one does not sound like one.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Got in contact with them and they'd try to put me in the correct walk.
It was booked full though, so if that's not possible (the guide will be the judge of that I guess) I'll ask for my money back.
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Are you sure you haven't signed up for a special Nigerian night walk. 
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Sander Rossel wrote: and a payment later
Err...you handed them your credit card?
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Credit card? We barely use those in the Netherlands 
I got one a few weeks back, but I haven't even activated it yet...
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iDeal, how else? 
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Dig out their contact info, you have a perfect excuse to rip someone a new one so get on the phone and shove it as high as you can go. You want a manager and the web designer bleeding out your hand piece.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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