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In this AM's Metro I came across: Teen Pregnancy Stats^
So - this made me think about some other weighty social problems and I came up with the following Eureka level solution:
Don't worry about underage drinking. They'll eventually grow out of it in time.
Too bad I didn't apply for a research grant to study the problem.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Oh, for Elephant's sake! 
I'm not sure who needs the hardest kicking: those doing the research, or those doing the reporting...
Obligatory Dilbert 1[^]
Obligatory Dilbert 2[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Had I thought of it, I'd have known I could depend upon you.
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Almost forgot my Dilbert-Induced +
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
modified 4-Aug-15 8:39am.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'm not sure who needs the hardest kicking: those doing the research, or those doing the reporting...
Hmm, what about those who don't realise that this is one in a series of satirical 'graphs' and therefore involves neither researchers or reporters?
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Statistics show they teen pregnancies drop radically after the age of 20.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Epiphanies should generate hagiographies, not platitudes.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Well, then, time for you to get crackin' on that hagiograph dedictated to "W∴ Balboos".
Your particular volume, ultimately but one of many on the subject, will or won't be a platitude based solely upon you writing abilities.
"A journey of a thousand miles is a long one if you're walking"
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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A symbolic one today!
<:>|_#
1 Hint: Brit's don't like storms in it 
BTW: It is 6 letters
Edit: Sry for to late was in a meeting :/
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modified 4-Aug-15 5:24am.
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A mexican riding a bike, with a shopping basket on the front.
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Not really, and far off what it is 
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A forklift picking up a load of cages.
Boy, I hope this is not a secret psychological test with symbols rather then inkblobs
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I can't swallow that...
My brain is locked on food and for that I can't get rid of 'elevenses'...
I'm going to eat something...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Do that, enjoy your meal
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The answer is teacup though i have no idea why, just got it from the storm bit.
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Yes its teacup!
Well i dont know how to "draw" a teacup with 6 characters
The first 3 should symbol a teabag and the last 3 the cup 
BTW you are up tomorrow
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HobbyProggy wrote: BTW you are up tomorrow
Sh*t didn't see WSO. I haven't got a clue what is expected from me.
I don't know what FSOW means. Am I suppose to draw something in Ascii? Can I use only 6 charcters, no more no less?
I can't tell you how confused I am about this - I only got it from the hint, can you imagine someone getting the CCC on the hint alone with out understanding the clue they would just post random words the next day
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Rules see in my sig
It's totally easy ^^
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Sorry, perhaps I'm being thick but I still don't understand.
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Perhaps if you explain how <:>|_#=Teacup I might have a better idea?
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I think it's along the lines of:
|_#
looks a bit like a mug with a handle.
<:>
Apparently looks like a teabag?
I confess I don't get these at all myself - I clearly have a defective brain when it comes to visual clues! 
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The rules are simple:
1. Pick a word
2. Replace every letter with a sign, where the same letter must be replace with the same sign
3. Add a hint
There is no logical/mathematical relation between the signs and the letters...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
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Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Thanks
Totally easy explanation, better than mine XD
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<:> -> Teabag
|_# -> Cup
With the Hint, it seems it was kinda "obvious"
The game is basically about choosing a word and obfuscating it:
E.g.
Stuff -> Could be 57_}} or $7v|| or whatever you like, yesterday we had an equation[^] you could even do that or something else cryptic.
It's up to you. The hints are given to describe what the word could be, it is about guessing, so there is no restriction on how it must be clear that the word reflects in the obfuscation.
Another example : face = (8-) is more the "symbolic" way to go, with the hint "everyone has one".
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This is even more confusing than the CCC, I'm off to find a different forum to waste spend my time on.
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