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There is something about Mary?
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Young Hannibal.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Aside...
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in 1897, the general assembly of indiana enacted bill no. 246, stating that pi was just plain 4.
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Apparently my kid's high school algebra teacher thinks that 22/7 equals Pi and is therefore irrational.  My kid and others tried to point out the error of her ways, but to no avail.
As you were.
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I bet you didn't know that if you keep on calculating the digits of pi, the fractional part eventually becomes a series of 1s and 0s. When this is put in a BITMAPFILEHEADER structure, you end up with a full-colour rendering of ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) . In 3D.
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Pictures or... oh, forget it.
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Most times i just eat it 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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Strange Life of Pi[^].
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Wow, the most I approximate it in my mental calculation is 3.2. 4 is plain gross O.o
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No, I agree - believing that pi equals 22/7 does make her irrational.
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do dey also teach enlsh liek ths? ned grmmr n splling urgntz plz! 
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While Pi is irrational (Proof[^]), it's certainly not 22//7. Of course, anyone who's looked into the curriculum for becoming a certified teacher knows that there's no actual knowledge involved. Just psychobabble and fluff...
But that brings to mind my 7th grade math class, and a teacher who actually knew math. We had a couple dozen electromechanical calculating machines in the back of the room, and the day she told us that one can approximate Pi by dividing 22 by 7, my friend and I set up that division on all of the machines, but didn't press the execute key until the bell rang at the end of class. We ran through the machines and started them all at about the same moment and ran out the door. Next class we learned that it took about 15 minutes for them all to settle down.
Will Rogers never met me.
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VS2012 now pops up news of an update 5 but I cannot find a direct link to it unless it is to update 5 "RC". Are these two the same thing?
Thank you guys.
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An RC (Release Candidate) for Visual Studio 2012?
Even Visual Studio 2015 is out of this stage, showing this message for Visual Studio 2012 means you missed a lot of fun, consider giving it a refresh.  Update the libraries and so, I hope it will work the update it is talking about will be about Visual Studio 2015.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Franc Morales wrote: Are these two the same thing?
No. "RC" means "Release Candidate".
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Here's the link for 2012 Update 5: http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=48708[^]
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Ten for today:- She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
- No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
- A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
- Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
- A hole was found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking in to it.
- A sign on the lawn of a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass."
- A backward poet writes in-verse.
- When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
- The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
- Don't join dangerous cults; practice safe sects.
/ravi
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Oldies but goodies. 
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
And the clown of course, tasted funny.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I get a feeling here that you might be on the same designer-drugs that OriginalGriff is on, but I suspect that Griff is getting stuff a little more idempotent.
Of course, I'm just saying this out of jealousy.
cheers, Bill
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Now, that was funny as hell, Bill.
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BillWoodruff wrote: a little more idempotent.
Thanks for this comparative oxymoron!
Please feel free to suggest to me the chemical concoction that inspired you to this rhetorical masterpiece.
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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