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Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts.
They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.
I'll get my coat...
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I'm Egyptian and telling you, it's correct i have seen it. 
It's a FERRERO ROCHER 
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And how did the ancient egyptians get chocolate? Next you will be telling us that they burried the poor man with a large supply of tomatoes, corn and potatoes which come almost from the same place as the chocolate.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yup! 
and pomegranate, check [Here]
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And there are even some pyramids there as well....
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: some pyramids there as well
A lot (not only three). Here is the logic:
If (Egyptian)
{build a pyramid;}
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I can't say very much about that. My ancestors had different hobbies. The romans built a wall to keep them from knocking on their doors with axes and torches in their hands.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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This actually appeared in the spam moderation queue 
I almost didn't let it through - just as well my jokes are even worse 
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Tut tut - don't make me tell your mummy.
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Was mummification an early form of Cairogenics?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Could have been worse - he could have been the cameraman in Virginia.
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Thank you for reminding me my 3rd niece was heinously gunned down.
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Are you serious ? What a small world...
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I am really sorry for your loss, then.
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Wow. Apologies for the flippant remark if that is true, and I have no reason to suspect it isn't, but I doubt it 'reminded' you of the event.
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I was watching her broadcast live via an internet stream. So, yes, it 'reminded' me.
I'm headed to Virginia today for the funeral tomorrow.
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I was watching her broadcast live via an internet stream. So, yes, it "reminded" me of the event.
I'm headed to Virginia in a few hours for the funeral tomorrow.
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I hope he has good insurance on that thing! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is half your large intestine a semicolon?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It is fully documented in the appendix.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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If a person suddenly yells out a completely correct opinon, does he have an exclamation point?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That's a smelly question!
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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