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And yes, the name is a bit... odd. But it gets the point across (I think).
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I'd blame predictive texting!
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modified 29-Sep-15 19:25pm.
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Thank you,
Yours was the only useful response. I guess the rest aren't interested in working and making a paycheck when an opportunity is presented.
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Member 12018161 wrote: I guess the rest aren't interested in working and making a paycheck when an opportunity is presented.
It is not that there are no interest. It is just that your message was... (how to say it nice?) not serious enough.
M.D.V. 
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Member 12018161 wrote: xxxxxxxxxxxx
So you're the one that took that address!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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So you're looking for someone who is working on that particular project (a free CodeProject article from 2012?) and needs a hand and is even willing to pay monthly (that's probably the most serious free CodeProject article ever)?
But you're also telling us this project is very urgent while it's actually the project of the person who is hiring you and who would know better how urgent this really is.
Reading that I really do get an urge to hit you fast and aggressive...
I have no idea what you really want, hire or be hired 
Actually I'm hoping you're a bot or you're the second person who has failed the Turing test...[^]
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I am available for immediate hire. I am very experienced (6 months out of burger flipping school) with all sorts of codey type stuff, including wibbly-wobbly code written in Gallifreyan#.
I charge $42 plus all expenses (there will be many) and would expect at least a 75% profit share if I'm doing all the work and you're just posting help wanted ads.
Plz resond urgentz at d o c t o r dot w h o at t a r d i s dot com.
Hurry before my head asplodes!!!
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Wow, those are some achievements. Send me your CV to onehundrendpercentlegitjobs@mircosoft.com and perhaps I can schedule an interview next week?
p.s. You will need to study up on your C-hashtag skills
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Another Meta-Crisis Doctor? Just how many of them there are?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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I'll do it for a million dollars.
Jeremy Falcon
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£0 = monkey
£1000000 = lots of monkeys
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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pkfox wrote:
That's one cheap monkey!
I'll take a dozen, thanks, and start a zoo!
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12 monkeys?
Are you sure you want to start a zoo or the armaggedon?  
M.D.V. 
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I want to produce the full works of Shakespeare, but I've only got a dozen typewriters.
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Go to the QA and ask for it.
Don't forget "itzz urgentzzz"
M.D.V.
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NEEDZ CODZZZZ!!!
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M.D.V.
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Basically what I would like is to get a set of image files from a video file - e.g., every frame, or perhaps every 10 sec, etc. It doesn't matter what video file format is needed as I can convert anything into anything with WinFF. Thanks
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VLC can do this
https://www.isimonbrown.co.uk/vlc-export-frames/[^]
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian
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We have a winner!
Thanks
Merci
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You might post it in http://www.codeproject.com/Forums/1627782/Free-Tools.aspx[^]
So anyone can find it easier again
M.D.V.
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swampwiz wrote: or perhaps every 10 sec
You bringing back animated GIFs, eh?
Jeremy Falcon
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There is something timeless about GIFs that big movie files just don't capture; I guess it's like the grammaphone, LOL. Yes, that and also sometimes I see an interesting video that I want to capture a snapshot from, and I'd prefer to not have to repeatedly do pause & Alt-PrintScreen.
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