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So you're looking for someone who is working on that particular project (a free CodeProject article from 2012?) and needs a hand and is even willing to pay monthly (that's probably the most serious free CodeProject article ever)?
But you're also telling us this project is very urgent while it's actually the project of the person who is hiring you and who would know better how urgent this really is.
Reading that I really do get an urge to hit you fast and aggressive...
I have no idea what you really want, hire or be hired 
Actually I'm hoping you're a bot or you're the second person who has failed the Turing test...[^]
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I am available for immediate hire. I am very experienced (6 months out of burger flipping school) with all sorts of codey type stuff, including wibbly-wobbly code written in Gallifreyan#.
I charge $42 plus all expenses (there will be many) and would expect at least a 75% profit share if I'm doing all the work and you're just posting help wanted ads.
Plz resond urgentz at d o c t o r dot w h o at t a r d i s dot com.
Hurry before my head asplodes!!!
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Wow, those are some achievements. Send me your CV to onehundrendpercentlegitjobs@mircosoft.com and perhaps I can schedule an interview next week?
p.s. You will need to study up on your C-hashtag skills 
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Another Meta-Crisis Doctor? Just how many of them there are?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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I'll do it for a million dollars.
Jeremy Falcon
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£0 = monkey
£1000000 = lots of monkeys
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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pkfox wrote:
That's one cheap monkey!
I'll take a dozen, thanks, and start a zoo!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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12 monkeys?
Are you sure you want to start a zoo or the armaggedon?  
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I want to produce the full works of Shakespeare, but I've only got a dozen typewriters.
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Go to the QA and ask for it.
Don't forget "itzz urgentzzz"
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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NEEDZ CODZZZZ!!!
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M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Basically what I would like is to get a set of image files from a video file - e.g., every frame, or perhaps every 10 sec, etc. It doesn't matter what video file format is needed as I can convert anything into anything with WinFF. Thanks
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VLC can do this
https://www.isimonbrown.co.uk/vlc-export-frames/[^]
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian
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We have a winner!
Thanks
Merci
Gracias
Grazie
Obrigado
Danke
Dank U Wel
Спасибо
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You might post it in http://www.codeproject.com/Forums/1627782/Free-Tools.aspx[^]
So anyone can find it easier again
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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swampwiz wrote: or perhaps every 10 sec
You bringing back animated GIFs, eh?
Jeremy Falcon
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There is something timeless about GIFs that big movie files just don't capture; I guess it's like the grammaphone, LOL. Yes, that and also sometimes I see an interesting video that I want to capture a snapshot from, and I'd prefer to not have to repeatedly do pause & Alt-PrintScreen.
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Is a park full of silent performers a mime field?
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What sound does a mime make?
Squish! 
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A friend of mine became a mime.
Never heard from him again...
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A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
New version: WinHeist Version When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page. Unknown
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On the free open WiFi from my hotel in Poland
Having a good vacation so far.
Seen some beautiful churches and buildings, had a small tour in a small castle and had a good walk in a forest (where we spotted a frog, a salamander and a snake!).
Tomorrow we're going for a big tour in a big castle and probably another walk.
The math is really fun too... How to fit an infinite collection into another infinite collection?
I hope to put that into practice on my bank account (∅) one day, I see no further practical uses for it
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Sander Rossel wrote: How to fit an infinite collection into another infinite collection?
Is that the traditional question about the hotel with infinite rooms, all booked, and a coach with infinite people turning up to stay?
(Move the existing guests from room n to room 2 × n, and put the new guests in the now vacant odd-numbered rooms.)
If so, have you got to the infinite number of infinite coaches turning up yet?
Wait until you get on to the other Aleph numbers[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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