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Generalproof alternate universes exist, and that anyone can get a job on television Pin
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GeneralFresh leak from MS PinPopular
BillWoodruff3-Nov-15 20:39
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Content here refers to recent threads on 'Insider News' tiled: 'OneDrive storage plans change', 'MS downgrades One-Drive Storage Plans', and 'Google’s vice president of design thinks Windows'

My sources in the spirit world reported the following conversation at Microsoft:

Nameless VP1: "Too bad we ever offered the numnuts 'unlimited storage' "

Nameless VP2: "Somebody's going to go down for that one."

Nameless VP1: "We should have called it 'Lebensraum' ... that's hip."

Nameless VP2: "Ooh ... Nazi metaphor ... corporate suicide ... well, we're in a mean mood today, aren't we; did you just have your review, or something ?"

Nameless VP1: "Yeah, and I'm getting the minimum raise, and no new options; did you see what that rat bustard Duarte said about Win 10 ?"

Nameless VP2: "I saw that ... whaddaya expect from an advertising agency got no Office obsessed with driverless cars ?"

Nameless VP1: "Well, they do have that 'docs' thing."

Nameless VP2: "Hah ! 'Google Docs' is a train-wreck between applications and a browser."

Nameless VP1: "But, they have their ChromeBooks, and look at the mess we got into with Surface 3, and Windows RT, and Metro, and all that ..."

Nameless VP2: "ChromeBooks ? you can't be serious ... those things are just an Etch-A-Sketch game on top of a browser on top of the cheapest hardware China can make ... look at what we got with the new Surface Pro 4 and Surface Book !"

Nameless VP1: "Yeah, I'd like to look at one of our new ones, but, even with the discount at the company store, I can't afford one ... what are you using ?"

Nameless VP2: "I've got a Lenovo at home."

Nameless VP1: "and ... I wonder what browser you're using at home ..."

Nameless VP2: "I'm going to take the fifth on that one, unless you ask me when we're in a park at least 100 feet from any trees, or any other person."

Nameless VP1: "I hear that."

Nameless VP2: "I wonder how marketing's going to react to Duarte ?"

Nameless VP1: "Oh no, they won't bother with a come-back to that kind of sniping."

Nameless VP2: "Yeah, yeah: they're too busy trying to confuse people with that new ad campaign."

Nameless VP1: "I admit that when I hear 'Windows 10 Runs Everywhere,' the next thing I think is: 'I'll never catch up with it' "

Nameless VP2: "Another Martini ?"

Nameless VP1: "Your Department's budget or mine ?"
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.

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