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Or got naked.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I thought the morale of the story was that a pair of shoes that have been weared once cannot be weared anymore. But I may be wrong...
I never finish anyth
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And when you reach the latter half of adulthood it's the ...
PompeyThree wrote: guy gets off with girl
... that seems far-fetched! 
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The sad truth is that at midnight her Tampax turned back into a pumpkin and she exploded in front of the prince. And as the prince had a foot fetish there and then started his journey for searching feet like hers 
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet!
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Seems like a lot of work. That sort of explosion should leave the feet intact. Just toss 'em in the microwave for few seconds before you want to use 'em. 
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I can't get into my Virgin email at the moment so went to their service status page and found the following on the TV status section:
"You might find that youre not able to watch Eastenders from 09-11-2015 and 10-11-2015. Masterchef Professionals 10-11-201 on your Virgin Media TV Catch Up, On Demand or TV Choice service at the moment."
Who would want to watch Eastenders? Not me!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Herself records (to make sure she doesn't miss anything) and watches Neighbours. 
I run away and hide under headphones on the computer...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Herself records (to make sure she doesn't miss anything) and watches Neighbours.
Mate, you've already described about having to buy your own Christmas Pressie, and now this! Pretty sure it's grounds for divorce.
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There are ... compensations.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Such as?  Just want to compare the notes
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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OriginalGriff wrote: watches Neighbours
That's her, me, and Philip Pullman (author of the multi-award winning Dark Materials Trilogy, soon to be a BBC TV serial) then. The last named cites it as 'pure storytelling' and an essential part of his creative life!
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Chris Quinn wrote: Masterchef Professionals 10-11-201 on your Virgin Media
I would watch that! Whose the best at cooking rats on a campfire.
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I just checked mine its OK, I logged in with no problems. They do delete old email accounts after 90 days of inactivity, perhaps that's the issue.
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Thank God I'm on Sky, I f****** love EastEnders.
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Quote: youre not able to
Shouldn't that be "you're not able to"? Better would be "you're unable to".
Doesn't anyone know how to speak the Queen's English these days?
...or, for those linguistically challenged:
Don't no-one no how to talk proper no more?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Patrick Gordon; in answer to you're question.
And, yes, he's still around. I'm personally vouching for this.
Here's a linkidink:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2036436/?ref_=fn_al_tt_9[^]
Spoiler Alert! It's quite sad when one of the team dogs is torn to shreds by three others so ...
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A very unpleasant place around request for language (7)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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If you knew it, please forgive my smartass-ness.
But yesterday's CCC still remains unexplained.
Life is too shor
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Oops sorry
If you were on one would it ring a bell ? (8)
Register
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Explanation?
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Register = a list of things
Register = to understand or recall as in ( Oh ! that rings a bell )
Not one my best I agree 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Haskell - a language
hell - a very unpleasant place
ask - request.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Good man you are...
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
modified 13-Nov-15 11:36am.
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