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Bob is a perfectly normal extra-terrestrial, no way will eat any of that Vegemite horror...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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He might, in which case we'll get the answer to the age old question "Do extra-terrestrials dry heave?".
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Only thing missing is a huge Telstra satellite dish, casting a shadow absolutely nothing.
[Corrected according to instructions from Mr. Griff.]
Life is too shor
modified 25-Jan-16 10:31am.
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I thought that Telstra couldn't cast anything (according to Christian "Why Telstra sucks today" Graus)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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while(WinVer < 10)
if(DisplayNaggingScreen().Result == Result.Update)
UpdateToWin10();
while(DateTime.Now - UpdateInstalledDate < UserMayRevertUpdatePeriod)
Wait();
while(true)
{
switch(Random.Next(0, 3))
{
case 0: ResetSomeRandomSettings(); break;
case 1: UninstallSomeNonMSSoftware(); break;
case 2: CallHome(); break;
}
WaitOneDay();
}
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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public string User(float OS)
{
if(OS<8)
return "Nostalgic praise or use Linux instead for such an old machine!";
else if(OS==8 || OS==8.1)
return "This doesn't work at all!";
else if(OS==9)
throw NotImplementedException;
else
{
if(OS.UpdateCount==1)
return "Yey Updates!";
else
return "┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻";
}
}
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Hi,
Yesterday I power up my Win 10 machine and it was immediately grabbed and updated (annoying but...)
Restarted and couldn't see the internet. It appears as though the WiFi had been reconfigured to something else (Mini-Pop ?). I then had to Win 7 box to find out how to reconfigure it. In the process I managed to uninstall Office 2007 (?) and it worked fine Now to find Office 2007 DVD...
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Is this Ground Hog Day, starring Bill Murray? 
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Mmmm, are you the guy who replied this morning? I though Ground Day was in Feburary, but I could be wrong (from the looks of the US weather at the moment, the little furry dude better off where he is!) 
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Okay what has DD been up to?
Social media and internet porn abuse punished by councils - BBC News[^]
Luton Borough Council, Norfolk County Council and Newport City Council all confirmed that they had dismissed workers following their suspensions, while Milton Keynes Council said a suspended worker had opted to resign. No background details were provided for any of these cases
Found this from a MSN link.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Quote: more than 51 workers were suspended
So, 52 then? 51.5?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Since everyone is complaining about windows 10.
I had Spybot installed for scanning malware. To my knowledge a trustworthy application. ( )
After one of their mandatory, impossible-to-switch-off, updates, MS informed me that Spybot was not in their list of "trustworthy" anti-malware applications and uninstalled it, enabling windows defender instead.
That comes awfully close to censorship if you ask me. What prevents them to uninstall anything not on their approved list in a next update? (You can guess where this is going).
Not that Apple, for instance, is any better...
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While I don't have any other problems using windows 10, I share your concern.
One of the bigger updates deleted Ccleaner from my machine - no warning, no questions after the update it was gone. Also each and every update resets my settings to default, stuff like my default browser, my default applications for certain file extensions(.pdf defaults to MS's reader for example) and it also enabled some settings for some already installed apps and games. Luckily it left Visual Studio alone.
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Quote: One of the bigger updates deleted Ccleaner from my machine
That is strange. I run CCleaner on my Windows 10 setup with all updates, and I have no problems. Do you run the free version, or the paid version? I have the free version. Did you try to re-install it?
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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I had the free version and it does work. But I had to reinstall it. The update removed it, but didn't bother me again later. But I don't want to setup certain programs after each update. I mean removing applications without asking is already too much, after that there was no notification. I would like to at least know what is missing.
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Because of a bug in Windows 10, some of you might be thinking that Windows is "uninstalling" stuff, when in fact its not. Windows 10 had an issue where the start menu could only display 512 menu items (including sub-items and sub-sub-items). You can read about the issue here.
As a result, you might think Microsoft is uninstalling programs because you can't find them in your start menu, but I think the issue is related to this. This issue has since been fixed in the 1511 update roll out.
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V. wrote: That comes awfully close to censorship if you ask me.
It actually IS.
Did they put it somewhere in their EULA that you grant them the right to automatically uninstall certain software? What if you've developed an anti-malware solution yourself?
Bugger off, MS, I'd like to decide for myself which software runs on my computer.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Sascha Lefèvre wrote: I'd like to decide for myself which software runs on my computer.
Inside the Microsoft OS. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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There is a lot of interesting thing in that EULA...A fine reading of how innocent people can be turned into money...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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If it works for Facebook, Twitter, and the rest of social media, it can work with Windows, right?
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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The problem that it probably will turn Windows in to a social media platform...I'm not sure we need one more...or any for that matter...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Quote: social media platform...I'm not sure we need one more...or any for that matter...
Yup!
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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V. wrote: MS informed me that Spybot was not in their list of "trustworthy" anti-malware applications and uninstalled it, enabling windows defender instead.
That comes awfully close to censorship if you ask me.
We all know that users don't ever read the messages. Perhaps you clicked "OK" thinking you were just closing the message when actually you OKed the removal of it. We'd have to see a screenshot to know for sure.
Also, why shouldn't they be allowed to censor what software runs in their OS? Apple has done it for many many years.
Microsoft is King because they opened their software and allowed anyone to write apps that ran in their OS. If they want to reverse that trend, that should be their right.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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What would you say if MS decided for whatever reason that your software gets automatically uninstalled?
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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