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Now, you have to spill what "so forth" is, what more do I have to expect?  
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Ears.
Nose.
Toes.
That's about it, but you do start to resemble a grey Wookie if you don't keep on top of it...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Toes!
Sounds more like I'll turn into a Hobbit.
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I haven't paid for a hair cut in 25 years. Every couple of weeks I get out the clippers and buzz it off.
Software Zen: delete this;
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The easy way out. If mine gets much thinner I'll be looking for a razor!
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Mike Hankey wrote: I'll be looking for a razor!
I'm too lazy for that. A couple friends of mine go for the shaved-head look, and it's a lot of work. Every couple of days you have to go over it.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I'm not there yet but it won't be long, I'll decide when I do get there.
Somewhere the other day I saw where someone had transferred a head to another body...maybe a 21 year old head? 
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My buddy uses the razor that is shaped like a race car.
Your finger slips in there, and you "roll" it over your head.
Great design.
I get my hair cut 4 times a year. I get it cut super short, and gradually let it come out.
I stopped worrying about the price of the haircut after college. Of course, I go to cheap
places, not the $75.00 places my wife seems to find. Oh, and then the tip. I'm like, honey..
There is no need to tip someone who makes MORE Than I do
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I think he was never off to second place at all! He was richest, in 2015 too.
Anyways, if all the problem is to get the haircut, come to Pakistan. Because, barbers here can offer a "suitable" haircut in just $0.5 (Which is 50 rupees), with proper shave and mustache trimming for just extra $0.1!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Ah, haircut-tourism (like medical tourism).
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So to save ~$10 on a haircut, I should spend ~$1000 on airfare.
Yup. Makes perfect sense. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Nish Nishant wrote: Meanwhile, here I am wondering if I should go get a haircut or wait for the Sunday coupon to get $2 off
I know this isn't a joke, because I am in the same situation. This is going down for real!!
I always wait for the $2 off.
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Nish Nishant wrote: Meanwhile, here I am wondering if I should go get a haircut or wait for the Sunday coupon to get $2 off.
I haven't paid for a haircut my whole life. My Dad did it until I got married. My wife did it until we separated. I did it myself until 2014. I just haven't bothered since (the advantages of not having to worry about what anybody thinks any more!)
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Damn, I'm #11, maybe next year....
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And then there's me, down at 106 or so...
Can I borrow a couple of million until payday?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Can I borrow a couple of million until payday?
"...I got into real estate by borrowing small amount of money, few millions from my dad..." Trump 
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Damn him, that means I'm now at 6,999,999,999!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Right there with you, except I look for senior discount. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Nish Nishant wrote: Meanwhile, here I am wondering if I should go get a haircut or wait for the Sunday coupon to get $2 off.
That's how Bill saved for the #1 spot!
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Wait for the Sunday coupon! I assume you (like me) are a SuperCuts customer? 
/ravi
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Great Clips
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Wo! Never heard of them until just now - thanks for the tip!
/ravi
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I am not sure they have them in Canada though.
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I was surprised to see there are tons of them in Toronto!
/ravi
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