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Spider fur.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Can't be spiders - the rats must've eaten them all by now... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Black rat stuck further in the drain possibly? As it's decomposing, its fur could be making it's way back up the pipe.. 
Or maybe your flatmate dyes certain bits?
The whole thing's rigged to blow, touch those tanks and "boooom"!
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Your signature quote, Mad Max II??
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It is 
The whole thing's rigged to blow, touch those tanks and "boooom"!
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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I am pretty sure it was hair, black mould doesn't separate to folicals when blasted with water does it....
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Hair is porous and black mould is microscopic so (I think) the mould has turned the hair black.
If you should ever be unfortunate enough to do any work on waste water systems you will find this staining is quite pervasive...
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I guess that's why 'they' tried to use cut hair to solve the Deep Water Horizon oil leak. I must say while I have worked in the water industry I have only worked on the supply of fresh water.
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Perhaps consider posting this in the SoapBox 
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If you share these stories at work as well it's no wonder you're spending so much time in the PUB 
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No these stories are for my special friends only
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I remember hair ... a long time ago
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Sounds like the girl from "The Ring" may have moved into your septic system.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Are you sure your flatmate's hair is brown everywhere?
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Not going there! 
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So, after all of the commentary, it's still hasn't been clarified as to whether you call an electrician or a barber for this sort of problem.
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It breeds in the sewers.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Do we have to talk about this. I've just had my breakfast.
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🛣 🚗 🚘 🚙 🚘 🛣 🚚 🚛 [4,4]
1 - I just had one.
2 - Broom! Broom! Parp!
3 - Car ride?
veni bibi saltavi
modified 14-Apr-16 8:52am.
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THIS ITEM displays wrong to me (8 boxes)
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I just had one.
Does the second word begin with SH?
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Bad Richard!
veni bibi saltavi
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