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You could try posting in QA: "SND GRLZZZ URGNTZZZZ!!!!!!!!"
The "What I have tried" part might be difficult though... 
And with some of the spammers we get here, you might even get responses. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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ROFL. I could provide a link to Soapbox for the "What I have tried part". 
Thinking what could be the right topics for Articles 
I bet there would be a lot of "Under the hood" ones.
Many on the Interop models/techniques.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Vunic wrote: Best of both worlds is to find a girl here & settle down
 
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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Vunic wrote: look for a female partner in CP
You do realize, after thirteen years, that even if you think you find one, it's only a picture.
Also - I realize I'm being a bit harsh - but having someone's avatar (or bio) up on your screen whilst you ingest dinner is really not the same as dating.
[So many bubbles to break. So little time]
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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That's okay. Let that be the "lady in red"!
Anyway, I was saying all these for fun. I think you get it.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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How could you leave such an easy opening. OK - here goes.
Vunic wrote: I think you get it
I do - but apparently you haven't been . . .
[I'm not bad - I just post that way]
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I'm still less than a teen when it comes to grasping the Language. 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Even Chris isn't old enough to drink in most Western jurisdictions (he's 16 Codeproject years old), so any girl you're likely to find here will be WAY underage.
IMAO, the best of both worlds would be a girl in the non-Codeproject world (AKA "real life"), and settling down here to a happy life of QA-baiting (for the room-temperature IQ crowd (*)) and article-writing (for the rest of us)
(*) In degrees Centigrade, not Kelvin
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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"Your role must be played perfectly and the least I expect from you is betrayal. I don't want my organization to know the real cost of the product because of my personal interest. Kindly revert back to me if you are interested."
Whilst soliciting me to become his partner in defrauding the "multi-national animal vaccines production company in USA and UK" he says he is now the production manager of.
What to do ? So, I wrote back:
"Dear Mr. Stanley,
Yes, I feel great enthusiasm for our partnership. I promise you that "betrayal" will, indeed, be the least of what you can expect of me: I will give you apocalypse, helter-skelter, biological warfare, psychedelic chemical induced psychosis; I will create multiple identities using your name and identifying documents, and commit felonies using them that will be traced back to you.
As a demonstration of what I can offer you, I have, just now, hacked your credit ratins, and raised them so that I was able to use your credit cards to charge 100k US$ worth of luxury goods in seven different countries, and I have had false reports of domestic abuse, animal abuse, assault, arson, etc., incidents inserted into a newly created dossier that has been inserted into your local police (and Interpol) criminal databases. I have had warrants issued for your arrest on several charges including murder, and an all-points-lookout bulletin generated and distributed to all local and major media which warns that you are "armed and dangerous."
Please let me know if you need any other proof of my talents, or any other reversion.
Have a nice day, Sir !
sincerely, Bill"
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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remind me never to get on your bad side
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Now he will google the text of your email, and find your real info to retaliate
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Do you really think I sent that e-mail 
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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opps, you mean you didn't want me to forward that mail to him?
I was only trying to be helpful honest.
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal 
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Awesome Firefly reference.
Jack of all trades, master of none, though often times better than master of one.
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While trying to download driver from IBM website I am greeted with "Thy account does not exist " with specific message for Italy... It begs the question why Italian accounts specifically will have password expired.
Rome must have invaded Italy and taken over their passwords !!!
View image: Only In Italy[^]
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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I'm not chuckling about the message - Im chuckling that you use Informix - wow, dude .. The Informix SE Database engine was one of the first I used way back when I started producing data 'cubes', on a Solaris Unix platform in c & c++ .. those were the days - it was a great experience
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One of our ERP system uses it and I need to write some SQL to get data out of it. This is the first time I am touching informix so not sure what to expect. First step is to install driver and so far no luck getting it
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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If you have access to IBM Redbooks (and havnt already downloaded a copy, that was presumptious of me) download a copy of 'Informix Developers Handbook' IBM Redbooks | IBM Informix Developer's Handbook[^] - that might help - I havnt used it since IBM bought it, but IBM Redbooks were a vital resource back in the day when I had other IBM things going on (I used to run AS/400's)
Im not sure what platform you're running on, but we had so little issues with it, 'twas a pleasure to use - mind you, I started probably like you, no experience, so compiled and built most of the examples etc to figure out which way was up
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Thank You. Will download the Red Book and see how I go with rest of the project ....
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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..Anyone know his emailio addresstevez?
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I Sheen it somwwhere?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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That was then, this is now.
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