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Move it to the Soapbox and I will give you a fistful of next lines. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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No need to beat him to a Pulp.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's not what I implied. What I meant was..... Aaah never mind. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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(Here's a tip: swot up on Jarvis Cocker)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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...you said you'd meet me in the hall
I said maybe we can go to your room?
You said "F*** off!"
I said "Boom! boom!"
The came you dad, shotgun in hand
Made me return your wedding-band
Said no way would I off his family scrounge
Told me to return to from whence I came - the Lounge!
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(Not The Astronomy Picture Of the Day)
But...I want: Rihga Planetary Chocolates[^]
That's a brilliant present idea - but they only ship in cold weather... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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They got the sizes wrong. 
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I think that was deliberate: Jupiter is nearly 10,000 times the mass of Mercury, so a small mouthful (enough to taste) of the smallest globe would be around 100 kilos of Chocolate for the biggest!
Even Allison can't eat that much in one sitting (though I'm sure she'd try!)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No sh*t!
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Wow! I actually got some Swedish humour!
I know developers who would have actually made that complaint, so it's a double-whammy.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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They arent being tsundere, it really melts in mail desu sempai
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And for about $10 a planet (I'm guessing that's one bite) I'm sure they're delicious
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I would like to have marbles of that design. They would provide a good decoration, than taste (IMO).
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Uranus tastes like Chocolate.
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"Milk tea" apparently. :InnocentWhistleSmiley:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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As I got my old computer back to work, but I'm still stuck with slightly old hardware (that can still play slightly older games like The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim or The Witcher II just fine) I decided to try out a true old classic that I've always wanted to play, but never got around to: Planescape: Torment[^]
Sigil and Outer Planes, here I come! 
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Sander Rossel wrote: Planescape: Torment[^]
Hey, I remember that one! It's fun! Downloading from Gog now.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You should, I think it was released when you were 7
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What about some virtual machines? These software is fine for using different operational systems. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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What about virtual machines? 
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I could've suggested Batman: Arkham Knight to you, but their PC version has a lot of problems. Xbox would work...
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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But I don't have an Xbox... 
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Neither do I, but I am planning to get one, soon.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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This is all very lovely but I still don't understand how you were aided by an Irish river.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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