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I disagree. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Shouting.
Very, very loud shouting.
It's the technique still used by all callers on trains...
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could you be more precise and use the decibel levels of your shouting?
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Just turn it up to eleven
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MarcusCole092076 wrote: what alternatives do you use?
If I needed a cell phone, I would have one; I have no need for alternatives.
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what about a land line phone ? or email ? or other non-cellphone communication ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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I would not call a landline phone nor email an alternative to a cell phone as they do not offer remote communication, and also came well before cell phones, so a cell phone is an alternative to those. If someone wants to speak to me, they can call my office phone, or my home phone; if I am not there, then they can leave a message.
I just can't see paying $60/month so that other people can interrupt me in the middle of whatever I am doing. When I had a smart phone, I found myself wasting a lot of time surfing the web, and the slowness was just so annoying that it always put me in a bad mood. The only reason I bought it in the first place was because I was developing Android apps.
When I am on vacation and travelling around the country (the U.S.A. by SUV - see Overlanding), I have a vhf/uhf amateur service radio and a gps locator device (Spot). These devices allow for emergency communication.
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Marc Clifton wrote: Mind control.
And how's that working out?
Do you give lessons?
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dandy72 wrote: Do you give lessons?
Lesson have begun. 
Marc
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I don't carry a phone. Things can wait until I'm in the vicinity of my other usual communication devices.
I tell people if there's an actual emergency, they should call 911, not me. I'm neither a doctor, police officer or fireman, and these people are all more suited to deal with emergencies than I am as they have the proper equipment and training.
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According to the ads I need a cellphone so that anybody can contact me at any time wherever I am or whatever I'm doing. A more precise explanation of why I don't and won't have one does not exist!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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People with telepathic ability
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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virang_21 wrote: People with telepathic ability
I knew you were going to say that!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Is a nervous Jedi Panakin Skywalker?
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I see you can use the farce.
veni bibi saltavi
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Yes, the Farce is strong with him!
So is the smell... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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This isn't the post we're looking for.
That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. ~ Tyrion Lannister
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Move along.
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How bad was that?
Well, you've just made a vegetarian fantasize about the aroma of marinaded Ewok on a grill.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: marinaded Ewok on a grill.
Not recommended - they're a bit Chewie...
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So close - I don't eat Ewoks, I think they're just a little Chewie.
veni bibi saltavi
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I find your lack of force disturbing.
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Only when in combat with Darth Insipidous.
Software Zen: delete this;
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