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CHill expressed it much better than I ever will be able to.
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Having lost my father to cancer, I know how it feels.
Cancer is [REDACTED] its [REDACTED] [REDACTED]. [REDACTED] disease.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Getting old is a complete PITA, my older brother had a massive heart attack last week after getting his latest shunt for stage 4 cancer. Doctors can't do anything but give him meds for pain relief. I hope he dies soon, he can't stand being bed ridden with no prospect of recovery.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Silly me, but how is that comic strip read? Left to right and then top to bottom? Or top to bottom and then left to right?
Each time I read one I'm not entirely sure what the proper order is. One doesn't make more sense than the other. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It is left-to-right/top-to-bottom normally, but today it does not matter - PM messes it up in every direction 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Hey, I like PM. I have had development managers try to direct me, and they mess it up. Also, better them than me. I will write the front end, but I like to have something that the users will actually want to use. Also, good PM will work with developers and users/customers to come up with reasonable goal for the next release.
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RyanDev wrote: Silly me, but how is that comic strip read? Left to right and then top to bottom? Or top to bottom and then left to right?
1 2
3 4
Just like any other comic. The mundanes "fix" "errors" in the code, and then apparently push them to master, at which point the dev ops script deploys them to the server and breaks it. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: Just like any other comic.
The only comic I read is Dilbert and that typically only has 3 frames all on the same line which makes it easy.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Typically 1x3?
You gotta' check out the Sunday Dilberts, too!
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: You gotta' check out the Sunday Dilberts, too!
Ya, but they are 2x4. They aren't square. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Try this one[^]. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I still remember my first boss. He thought, by just renaming the function name, the program will start giving desired result. For example, by renaming the function "SaveToDisk()" to "SaveToDatabase()", the program will start saving data in database. Sometimes he took our class -- "Programming is nothing but Instruction to computer about what to do". But he did not know that computer understand the instruction in a particular language, not in English.
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Well who calls the Prime Minister in to fix a bug? Contributory negligence!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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True. Politicians only create problems; they never fix them.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The problem with politicians is that they are generally lawyers. Always thought maybe we should require a politician to have a PhD in history. Maybe then we would not continue to make the same stupid mistakes.
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Good God. Have you ever talked to someone who had a PhD in history? Their goal in life is to achieve fame in their field by revising current historical thinking to mean something else. Instead of learning the lessons of history, they rewrite history to give the lessons they prefer.
Software Zen: delete this;
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There have been plenty of politicians who were students of History. I don't recall that any of them were better at avoiding errors than the ignoramuses.
Very few (if any) politicians were trained in the "hard sciences" or as engineers. If this were a requirement, we would at least be certain that they can think logically in one field...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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As I post this, the link is broken. Reminds me of git.
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Isn't one of the benefits of signing that you can have an entire conversation about a person right in front of them without them knowing what you're saying? 
The whole thing's rigged to blow, touch those tanks and "boooom"!
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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That could be great till you get the sign wrong, just like a Children's programme Hi kids 'I'm f****** you' | Metro News[^]
It is safe for work.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Well yes and no. ASL is not simply a transliteration of English though. It also has it's own syntax and grammatical quirks which means that for anything other than a very simple 'sentence' or one specifically designed to avoid pitfalls you're not going to get anything a lot better than a Google translation of a Google translation. And we know how those work out ...
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Two students invented the American Sign Language Spoken English translation for gloves !
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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