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Is much better than "Monday The Whatever"
Lol got this as fwd msg. 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Sander Rossel wrote: But why some buildings don't have a 13th floor is beyond me
Really? Surely it's because the roof is over the 12th?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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We Brits had this all sorted out even before there were buildings that high by calling the 1st floor, the Ground Floor. Thus the 13th floor is numbered 12 and the floor numbered 13 is actually the 14th. The bad luck gets so confused about what floor it's supposed to be on that it simply disappears in a puff of logic.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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We Dutch had it all sorted out too, we're just too sober for that kind of superstition crap 
We have a ground floors AND 13th floors
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Yup yup!
I went out to dinner at a casino last night, and hit a Royal Flush on a poker machine while waiting for dinner.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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I think the best part would be seeing the look of confusion on many people's faces, while on faces of the chosen few the wry smile of understanding.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote: I think the best part would be seeing the look of confusion on many people's faces, while on faces of the chosen few the wry smile of understanding.
Yeah you would get a lot of dear in the head light looks.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Not sure whether to be happy or sad that I recognize them both 
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Meh. I could go both ways!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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She's single...
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door... I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says,
"I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my kids?"
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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The man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds. I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon."
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said, "Sir, there's no money in that account."
"I know," said the old man, "but let me tell you about my weekend."
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Now you're talking...
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Mike Hankey wrote: Now you're talking...
"What? I can't hear you. Can you speak louder?"
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Didn't work! 
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Mike Hankey wrote: Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my kids?"
 This reminded me of @wizardzz 's reply[^] to DD. That's 4 years old one but still thank you for reminder.
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Good memory I had forgot that...wonder what ever happened to wizardzz, haven't heard from him a a long time.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Possibly busy with his band
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He is/was a standup also wasn't he?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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I was wrong & you're right. He was just standup. That night[^]
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