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Hopefully an old CRT TV that you can slap 
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We used (in my old place) a similar setup to provide access to a control system for the vendor,
Vendor -> Citrix App Server -> RDP (Onshore Engineering Station) -> RDP (offshore Engineering Station) -> RDP (Operator Stations)
or something along that lines.
A few years back, I have actually caught myself out once at home when I managed to lock myself out of my own computer I was on, and could only recover by powering it down. I had RDPd across to a VM at my ISP and then meant to then rdp to another machine somewhere, but accidently RDPd back into the machine I had started from (I had enabled RDP on it so I could access it when offshore), This then locked me out of everything. 
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Epic. Just like creating time machine and going to current time. Then, stopping yourself from creating time machine. So now, you are in now and cannot get to real now since you don't have time machine in this (real? fake?) now you are in. Hey Einstein, where you at? SOS
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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I think it's very refreshing to access my work station in generally the same way a hacker would.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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And then a popup says "A required update will be installed...save your work...rebooting in 60 seconds"
But it doesn't give any indication which machine is being "fixed".
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How did you know this? It is actually true! Except that I knew which computer was it.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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I know it because it happens to me every week. 
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Oh! Microsoft!
I get an error opening OneDrive - at least now I know what version of .Net MS use on their live sites, i guess!
Server Error in '/' Application.
Could not load file or assembly 'Microsoft.Web.Infrastructure, Version=1.0.0.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=31bf3856ad364e35' or one of its dependencies. The system cannot find the file specified.
Description: An unhandled exception occurred during the execution of the current web request. Please review the stack trace for more information about the error and where it originated in the code.
Exception Details: System.IO.FileNotFoundException: Could not load file or assembly 'Microsoft.Web.Infrastructure, Version=1.0.0.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=31bf3856ad364e35' or one of its dependencies. The system cannot find the file specified.
Source Error:
An unhandled exception was generated during the execution of the current web request. Information regarding the origin and location of the exception can be identified using the exception stack trace below.
Assembly Load Trace: The following information can be helpful to determine why the assembly 'Microsoft.Web.Infrastructure, Version=1.0.0.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=31bf3856ad364e35' could not be loaded.
WRN: Assembly binding logging is turned OFF.
To enable assembly bind failure logging, set the registry value [HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Fusion!EnableLog] (DWORD) to 1.
Note: There is some performance penalty associated with assembly bind failure logging.
To turn this feature off, remove the registry value [HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Fusion!EnableLog].
Stack Trace:
[FileNotFoundException: Could not load file or assembly 'Microsoft.Web.Infrastructure, Version=1.0.0.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=31bf3856ad364e35' or one of its dependencies. The system cannot find the file specified.]
System.Web.WebPages.PreApplicationStartCode.Start() +0
System.Web.Mvc.PreApplicationStartCode.Start() +33
[InvalidOperationException: The pre-application start initialization method Start on type System.Web.Mvc.PreApplicationStartCode threw an exception with the following error message: Could not load file or assembly 'Microsoft.Web.Infrastructure, Version=1.0.0.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=31bf3856ad364e35' or one of its dependencies. The system cannot find the file specified..]
System.Web.Compilation.BuildManager.InvokePreStartInitMethodsCore(ICollection`1 methods, Func`1 setHostingEnvironmentCultures) +12619939
System.Web.Compilation.BuildManager.InvokePreStartInitMethods(ICollection`1 methods) +12619660
System.Web.Compilation.BuildManager.CallPreStartInitMethods(String preStartInitListPath, Boolean& isRefAssemblyLoaded) +280
System.Web.Compilation.BuildManager.ExecutePreAppStart() +172
System.Web.Hosting.HostingEnvironment.Initialize(ApplicationManager appManager, IApplicationHost appHost, IConfigMapPathFactory configMapPathFactory, HostingEnvironmentParameters hostingParameters, PolicyLevel policyLevel, Exception appDomainCreationException) +1151
[HttpException (0x80004005): The pre-application start initialization method Start on type System.Web.Mvc.PreApplicationStartCode threw an exception with the following error message: Could not load file or assembly 'Microsoft.Web.Infrastructure, Version=1.0.0.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=31bf3856ad364e35' or one of its dependencies. The system cannot find the file specified..]
System.Web.HttpRuntime.FirstRequestInit(HttpContext context) +12618980
System.Web.HttpRuntime.EnsureFirstRequestInit(HttpContext context) +159
System.Web.HttpRuntime.ProcessRequestNotificationPrivate(IIS7WorkerRequest wr, HttpContext context) +12458597
Version Information: Microsoft .NET Framework Version:4.0.30319; ASP.NET Version:4.0.30319.34274
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Hey, this is great!
I actually know the fix for this!
Disable onedrive.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Interestingly enough I was about to post a rage about onedrive when this happened (it happens if click on the link that is meant to show me how much space I have, as they've decided to take 10Gb away from everyone).
OneDrive is by far the worst piece of software MS have ever released in the wild.
And, yes, I include Vista and Clippy
I have about 10Gb of data that I use just for a backup - and I have had to entirely re-upload it at least 6 times this year because something just plain goes wrong!
Put it together with Office, where it frequently just tells me it can't upload a document, and gives no reason or fix, and it's part of the reason I have to take 1/2 aspirin every day.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Oh, Jeeze; that office 911, or whatever they call it, is the most dangerous bit of software in the world.
Trust it only if you have a death wish.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I hear you!
I mean, I know multi-client synchronisation is complex - really it is very complex - but it seems that both Apple and Microsoft are happy to unleash synchronization software that plain doesn't work as you'd expect (or at all!)
Still, now they have OneDrive Business or whatever it's called, which must be better, right?
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Well, your account had very little space left. So they removed these DLLs. Now you have enough space but can't use it. Lose lose situation.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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tl;dr
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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And you should know that Programming Questions are not allowed in the lounge! 
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That was rather kind![^]
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Vunics post about kids and cars reminds me of some of the more unusual things we teach our kids.
For me, I remember one evening while during a heated discussion with my daughter. I was following her as she stormed off to her bedroom yelling at the top of her voice (I was probably yelling at her about her lack of pedigree).
Anyway, as she when into her bedroom she pathetically slammed the door. I open the door and yelled at her that if she is going to slam the door at least do it properly. So I show how to do. You put one foot here, the other there and give the door to good swing. (complete with a full demonstration). The whole house shook and reverberated and I turned round to see the look on her face, it was priceless. She wanted to laugh but couldnt because she was still trying to be upset.
When I got back to the kitchen the missus wanted know want the hell was going on and I had to explain it was just me teaching my daughter how to slam a door properly.
So, want the weirdest thing you've had to teach your kids?
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Software development? 
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Tried that with the son, but he was interested in just gaming. 
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That's not a bad thing. Make some games with him.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I agree. I've been going through some Unity tutorials with my sons. You can make simple games quite easily.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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You know those big trucks hauling a trailer of cars? I taught my kids that it's a pirate truck that captures cars and steals naughty kids to sell to the Chinese as slaves.
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We told ours the car won't go unless the seat belts stay on. Worked until one of them experimented
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For the moment I read them comic books (not the X-man, Spiderman, .. type, I'm talking about the real stuff here  ), which works fine because at one point he was saving a Lego princess with his Lego knights and just when the bad guys were killed and the princess was saved he said "Die Princess !" and he stabbed here with the good guy's Lego spear.
On another occasion he was talking to himself. "I'm the Prince of Darkness!"
I think that he will come out very well in this world  .
PS: yes, true story. But he's actually very sweet and well behaved, he just has a wild imagination.
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your kid will go places lol
In code we trust !
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