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We should win an award for the first CP Lounge thread to ever mention German pubic lice.
It's our Mornington Crescent.
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That's the wurst kind of spam too...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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So this is the wurst Leslie?
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It's part of Merkel's new anti-trust regulations, allowing German spammers to have access to the world. Watch out for anti-Trump subliminal messages!
Marc
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I can't imagine anything subliminal anti-Trump to work.
Actually, I can't imagine anything subliminal to do with Trump
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: Actually, I can't imagine anything subliminal to do with Trump
His toupee glue.
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German spam is like "normal spam" but cut in tasty thin slices. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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And smoked in special smoking chambers.
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Ik sprek... ck... kt...
Oh, bugger it.
I don't speak German.
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That's the joy of Google translate: you can pretend the German translation of "Specially Processed American Meat" is accurate.
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meh. Anyone who googles to take part in a discussion should be just as ignored as if he stopped to google during a face-to-face discussion.
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Jeder, der an einer Diskussion zu nehmen googelt sollte genauso ignoriert , als ob er während einer face-to -face Diskussion zu Google gestoppt.
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Non capisco una sega.
(And I ain't talking Genesis)
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I have an outlook.com account that's essentially a spam dump for messages from microsoft (I sometimes use it to log in to my laptop, but usually use a local ID).
I dread to think how many spam messages it's received. I'll log in and indiscriminately delete everything, just to make sure they don't close it.
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*Paloma Faith
After 10 years of being a happy family - today I become a part-time Father. This is f***ing hard.
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I was lucky that my first marriage broke up when my kids were (almost) adults. But I do have some idea of how painful this must be for you. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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Thanks really appreciate it Richard.
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My brother divorced and had hard time too, but if it comforts you, he managed to do it so successfully, that at age 18 (when she got the right) his daughter choose to live with him instead of the mother...
So without fighting and with a few days (hours) a week you still will be able to manage a good relation - all you have to do is love the kid(s)...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Thanks.
Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: , that at age 18
That's 12 long years away. 
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Changes that big take it out of you, but just remember that it's only change, meaning that things may be different, from now, but you'll soon fall into a new stride.
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Thanks Mark and I do hope so.
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