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Miss Grunty probably has a pile of back stock she can't use! 
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So, she took performance enhancing drugs and Serena still beat her day in day out.
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Might explain why she didn't stop taking them?
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They can't do a drugs test on Serena because her c0ck doesn't fit in the bottle.
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And Maria's does ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Except there's no evidence Meldonium is a performance enhancing drug.
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It helps endurance and speed up recovery. (the last part is the most important IMO, if you can recover faster than your next match, then you will be in better shape to win.
I'd rather be phishing!
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The articles I read said that hasn't been proven (which raises the question of whether it really does anything at all.)
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I think there's less evidence for that than you imagine but, even so, if Sharapova does have an ischemic condition, and that is surely easily proven though nobody seems to want to take that rather obvious step, it is in her case merely restoring her to equality with her competitors. This is why the issue gets so untidy. There are athletes, many more than you might imagine, who are disadvantaged by the banning of substances which are a necessary part of their health regime. I'm not for one second suggesting a carte blanche acceptance of drugs in sport but I do fear that the current black and white policies simply fail to address the complexity of the issue.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Sounds like some sort of radioactive glow in the dark sh*t to me... 
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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Joe Woodbury wrote: there's no evidence
Unfortunately that's true of many banned substances. The performance enhancement is inferred from the known physiological effects rather than proven. As trials with placebos have shown that performance can be significantly improved with 'drugs' that have no physiological effect too it's clear that the whole issue is considerably more complex than regulators can allow for.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Wimbledon will be quieter this year: Madam Grunty banned for two years for failed drugs test[^]
Tantor is decidedly unhappy and I'd be happier if the Mike Hunt was dead.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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If a newspaper writes about a periodical function, is that a sine of the Times?
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Only if it's written by just one reporter, if several people work together, then it's a cosine.
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There you go - off on another tangent. If you're angling for some up-votes then you're acutely mistaken.
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Ignore him - he's just trying to trig us.
/ravi
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Just give him some pi and he'll stop.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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No, give him some pi and he'll take it as a sine to go round and round forever.
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Yes, he's likely to take this to the nth degree.
/ravi
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I knew you'd De Moivre out of this one as well.
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Looks like we'll have to sec and destroy!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That's a nice hypotenuse you have there.
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As long as the mistake I made isn't a reflex.
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Perhaps I ought to supplement that with a compliment? Well, you can secant you that it's just not going to happen.
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