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There are quite a few intelligent people in the UK.
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You wouldn't think it most of the time though: apparently 15~16 million people vote on the "X Factor" each year... 
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Remarkably, that's the same number as the population North of Scotch Corner...
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That seems a little unlikely. Only 5.9 million watched the last final so unless there are 10 million people voting without having actually seen the performances ....
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I don't know which worries me most: the numbers, or the fact that you know them.
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In my defence I only know them because of the ratings war with the show I'm watching when I'm not watching X-Factor which became a major issue in the Government's review of the BBC earlier in the year.
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Yes.
We Believe You.
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Didn't 15-16 people vote leave? We should be told!
veni bibi saltavi
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Does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon around Tennish?
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Or does he prefer to stay in Scotland, these days?
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Only y'all would have the balls to post this; you ain't gonna net love from the rest of us ball boys & gals.
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I think we'll let that one out to grass. Have you got one less than 30-40 years old?
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Yes, and when he arrives he makes a racket.
/ravi
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Jussaying! 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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You meow be right.
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You will not fool us aka "Member 12606042"
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I can assure you that I'm MUCH too lazy to create sock puppet accounts. All the drivel I post, I post under my own name! Even the drunken drivel! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I agree with you
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Yes, you would, wouldn't you?
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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