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You were supposed to not hear it as you were not there to see it! Jussaying!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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The tree should not have made a sound in the first place, since there was no one listening.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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But it wasn't in the woods, so there's no saying if it was too loud, too soft, or just right.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Tim Carmichael wrote:
It will be cut, split, stacked as firewood for this winter If life gives you falling trees... thanks, free firewood!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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den2k88 wrote: thanks, free firewood
Not always a comforting outcome[^]
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
modified 30-Jun-16 10:50am.
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Quote:
Access denied to " img.izismile.com//img/img2/20090126/bonus/2/wracked_house_01.jpg" according to:
- <Corporation name withheld> Code of Business and Ethics and Conduct and
- Monitoring the usage of systems and services
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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There were simply one slash too many. It's:
http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20090126/bonus/2/wracked_house_01.jpg[^]
FTFY!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Nope, same same. I still work at the same company.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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For me Shift&F9 helped
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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But a Google image search worx.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Just like my company. R&D may go slooooow without ready access to tools we need. But if it's good for them it's good for me, after all they pay me to work from 9 to 18, not to produce good quality software faster.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Not at all, that's why when it's harmless one looks to the bright side of things also, saves money for the reconstruction when the tree hits the fan
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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404 Not Found.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Try the link here[^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Same thing. 404 not found.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Sorry 'bout that. It appears as if it's archived by Google but has been removed in the wild. It's just a picture of a tree that's fallen onto a house and carved a rather large hole in the roof.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Tim Carmichael wrote: It will be cut, split, stacked as firewood for this winter.
Good man! Bright side!
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Tim Carmichael wrote: It will be cut, split, stacked as firewood for this winter.
You will need Terminal to run all those commands !!! Wait did you say tree ?
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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This is the 3rd cut[^] in the last 10 months. I'm just waiting for the axe to fall so I can claim my pay-off and bugger-off. Haven't had a pay-rise in 3 years and know I could earn more elsewhere but have been here long enough to make the pay-off reasonably substantial that leaving for another job would almost certainly mean I miss out.
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You have to be comprehensive: managers and share-holders have their swimming-pools to pay for.
You always obtain more by being rather polite and armed than polite only.
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You didn't need the joke icon - it's 100% true.
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Don't forget the boats, jet airplanes, vacation homes in Paris, New York, Bahammas, etc.
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Pay-off, really? I thought that legal protection was close to zilch. I thought that US companies could and would just go:
"Here's your box. Pack it. Now."
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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AFAIK it all depends on what's written on the contract. Instead of having well detailed laws and a Collective Contract which is then integrated by the individual contracts (that is the system we have in Italy) in parts allowed by the law, they have fairly detailed individual work contracts. Not fulfilling obligations on a signed contract is thus taken way more seriously than in other legal system, up to meeting with jail time - which for example is a very rare occasion in Italy.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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For their UK Staff (not sure about their US based) they offer a reasonably attractive package on the proviso you accept the redundancy and take it no further. Employee protection is quite high over here.
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