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Salmon needs to tell you this, chum, but on a scale of one to ten, your floundering here is really bottom fishing.
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Well... If you were a fish, you would fin out.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Anyone notice that Pokemon Go is spreading like the Black Plague? I tend to keep an eye on the GitHub trends, just to see if any interesting libraries or algorithms come to light, and now, well...
GitHub C# Projects trending monthly [^]
Ten of the top twenty-five C# GitHub projects are Pokemon bots... This is really killing the signal-to-noise ratio. I mean, it's pretty much jamming the signal... With raspberry jam... And only one man would DARE give me the raspberry... LONE STAR!
--Err, ok, sorry... Monday morning... Brain is in an odd state... Semi-obscure side-tracked references are likely to occur...
Anyway... I was really hoping this thing was just a fad, and would die out in a couple weeks. I mean, Ingress was never this popular (I actually played that one for a short time)... But then, I said the same thing about Facebook, so apparently I'm always wrong when it comes to fads.
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Generally speaking, I've noticed that the stupider the fad, the longer it lasts.
I don't think P/Go is quite as stupid as Farcebook, but it's pretty close... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Which means that GitHub trends are useless, but probably Pokemon bot writing abilities will show on job description in the next few years...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Which means that GitHub trends are useless, but probably Pokemon bot writing abilities will show on job description QA in the next few years days...
FTFY!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Don't knock Pokemon Go. I love nothing more than wandering the back streets, pissed at 3 a.m. on sun morning catching Pokemon just to see my sons face when he wakes me up in the morning to see what I caught for him.
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I've got some bad news for you...
Those things you were "catching"... Those weren't Pokemon... You should get tested.
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Are you saying gonorrhea is not the name of a Pokemon?
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I dunno... It does kind of sound like one, doesn't it?
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Just don't shoot him. It will just make him mad. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Mongo only prawn in game of thrones.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Pokémon was popular when I was a kid about 18 years ago (and it taught me not to ride the bicycle inside ).
No way Pokémon is just a fad
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They made someone believe he was a Nigerian prince and was obliged to give away millions after receiving help.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The BBC wrote:
"Mike" also allegedly ran a money laundering network in China, Europe and the US.
"The network compromised email accounts of small to medium businesses around the world including in Australia, Canada, India, Malaysia, Romania, South Africa, Thailand and the United States," it said.
So... all those "I want to put money in your account" emails were genuine? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ha!
And now those b*st*rd coppers have ruined it!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Shirley, he could have bribed his way out of this one.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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He tried, but they had to deposit money in his account first for bail... and please, don't call me Shirley. 
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Wastedtalent wrote: "In one case, a target was conned into paying out $15.4 m (£11m),"
I have a hard time believing someone so stupid could even come into that much money...
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There are no intelligence tests required to accept an inheritance, last time I checked. But this instance makes a good case for post-natal abortion...
Will Rogers never met me.
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You know, that was the one outlier I considered, but when I thought about it a bit more, I realized it was just deferring the stupidity. So their parent, or parent's parent, (or parent's parent's.....) was smart enough to make the money, but not smart enough to make sure their kid was smart enough not to squander it.
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