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Is a cat wrapped in a towel a purrito?
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I thought those were called egg-rolls. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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More like a furrito.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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No further questions.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Fried cat is called 'Bratkatze', no matter what it is wrapped in. And for a Purrito (get the trademark for this!) you will need a Tortilla.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The cat is only wrapped in a towel after being bathed... in which case, it is a Tasmanian devil.
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When you wrap up a cat in a rug or towel, the same usually does not pur, but has made more of a "low low low" sound.
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You must be feline proud of yourself with this pun.
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Saw this[^] on Hanselman's youtube.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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I like to eat Fritos and hot sauce while I code. No youtube needed. 
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I am soooo glad I don't share a keyboard and mouse with you... 
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I'm shocked to learn that the upcoming Brexit has already caused a shortage of keyboards and mice!
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I remember a study stating that computer keyboards are generally far more dirty than toilets 
Apparently under the keys lives a whole world of his own.
You always obtain more by being rather polite and armed than polite only.
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This is why I don't eat or drink near my computer.
Coffee excepted, of course... 
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No exceptions for bacon?  are you feeling ok?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Maybe the keyboard is already made of bacon? Just a thought, though... 
You always obtain more by being rather polite and armed than polite only.
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But it's the best place to store last weeks breakfast crumbs in case of an apocalypse.
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Grow a beard.
Then you get soup storage thrown in, and it's portable!
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I actually wipe my fingers off before I touch the keyboard/mouse with a wet-wipe, after every tasty bite of Fritos w/hot sauce. I have a very clean keyboard/mouse, and general work area.
But, I can see your concern. 
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If you could see some of the user keyboards I've been faced with in the past...
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I use ammonia when I want to clean any plastic surface without damaging it. That's kind of a brutal experience every time, but that's the most fast and efficient way to clean off bacterias and fat.
You always obtain more by being rather polite and armed than polite only.
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I have a small amount of Trichloroethylene left - I used to have access to industrial solvents as part of my job, but that's all I have left now. And I treat it carefully, it's too useful to waste! And pretty dangerous to boot...but damn good at really nasty deposits!
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1 hand to type, 1 hand to mouse, eat with the mouse hand, cover the mouse with a napkin. Toss the napkin when done and it's all still clean.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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