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Now you made me angry...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You pig.
Please note, I have never played angry birds but know there is something about pigs.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Probably an excellent swatter. However, you may need to drill a few holes in order to achieve better aerodynamics.
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Paper weight?
Door stop?
Boat anchor?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Re- make a present for other person?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Ignore it and buy a good one?
Anyway, don't speak ill of wenovo this week. I'm happy with them for a few days (using the laptop to post this, even).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I have the original Google Nexus 7. I bought it the day it released. Never done that before.
Anyways, it works perfectly as an alarm clock now.
I do not allow it to connect to wifi / network -- otherwise it wants to update and dies.
As long as I don't allow it to connect, it stays charged for days and is a great alarm clock.
So much better than any other alarm clock you can buy.
So, make yours an alarm clock. 
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"What can one do with this?"
Post a Lounge message without a link.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Quote from QA: I have graduated from college with a bachelor’s degree in computer science, however I feel like I don’t have the required skills or knowledge to say that I’m in a intermediate level of java.
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My main programming language is Java, Here is an example of what im kind of trying to find out:
-knowledge on how to make variables
-understands OOP
-knows how to make different loops
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Did he get his degree from a Christmas Cracker?
It's depressing how many people - at least in QA - appear to be trying to get degrees and hold down jobs afterwards without even trying to learn anything. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That was not a problem of reading, that was a problem about understanding   
BTW, the doh's, sigh's and unwell's were for the quoted guy, not for you 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Majority of my batch mates got their degrees without understanding programming. ~ they ended up in a call center company. It's sad. I don't get why they pursue programming if they don't have the "interest" for it. 
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Vincent Maverick Durano wrote: they ended up in a call center company
That's worse than Burger Hell!
At least one just destroys your will to live and your waistline - the other tarnishes your very soul, slowly but surely.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Vincent Maverick Durano wrote: I don't get why they pursue programming if they don't have the "interest" for it
Because someone convinced them they'd get a good job and make lots of money.
Call center? They'd do better, spiritually at least, selling their bodies on a street corner.
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I totally get it. I loved programming and went to college thinking it would teach me how to do it (they have "programming" classes). I found that every programming class in college assumed you had never done it before, so they all started over and never went in depth.
I still dabbled on my own after college, but I didn't really start learning till I got my first full time gig programming (5 months after graduation). That first year of work was life changing. I was lucky to have a patient mentor as I learned the ropes. Still doing it 16 years later.
Hogan
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Okay, but surely starting from scratch meant teaching you how to create variables and perform loops. Otherwise, what the elephant did they teach?
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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Sure, they taught these things in college. But there is a big difference between doing this for a handfull of homework assignments and performing this every day in your job.
College doesn't teach a person to code, it teaches them concepts about how to code.
Hogan
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snorkie wrote: I still dabbled on my own after college, but I didn't really start learning till I got my first full time gig programming (5 months after graduation). That first year of work was life changing. I was lucky to have a patient mentor as I learned the ropes. Still doing it 16 years later.
You can't do any good as a programmer if you just have a mild interest in it. I fell in love with it when I took my first FORTRAN course back in 1976 (40 years ago) and that's still what I do for a living. 
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I used to get mad at people who had right to be in the position they were in.
But at a company I was at recently, I realized that it wasn't that individual's fault. It was that individual's manager or team who hired them.
I guess some colleges are better than others.
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I don't think it's just colleges - I think it's about attitudes. When I started in this business, coders wanted to code, and they would do that with or without a formal education. Now...everyone has an iPhone (or Android), everyone has access to Google, they see the dollar signs on the job description and assume it's easy-peasy. And provided you just google everything it is. Until you actually have to do your own unique work and then it all turns to sh*t becaue they don't have a damn clue how to do anything.
There are several QA questioners who appear to be using QA as a way to keep a job... 
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I don't disagree with anything you say, but ,y point is that I don't know how these guys are getting diplomas, and I don't know why managers are hiring them except that some idiot manager hired those managers as well.
Hell, I don't know how most people got their drivers license either!
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Daniel R. Przybylski wrote: Hell, I don't know how most people got their drivers license either!
Ah, that one is definitely a Christmas Cracker! 
And ex girfriend's mum passed her test on the third try:
First test she reversed into a bus. A bright red double decker.
Second test the examiner told her to turn right, she turned left and got lost in a one-way system. He had to turn it into a lesson to get back to the test center and was an hour late for his next appointment.
The third test we suspect involved colourful-paper-tubes-that-go-bang-when-you-pull-them.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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