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Preconditions:
- The Maxthon shortcut has a white M on a blue background.
- The winword shortcut has a blue W on a white background.
Question:
Why do I keep opening the wrong one?
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Because like all right thinking people you are trying to avoid Word... 
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You've probably hit the nail on the head, but unfortunately I'm stuck not only with Word, but also with a version that has the god-damned ribbon!
If I wanted to spend half my time piddling about with ribbons, I'd have grown up a girl.
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I wouldn't use either of them!
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Neurons actively refuse to start the word thingy.
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Just ditch Maxthon, and use Internet explorer like anyone else. Problem solved.
Mwaaawawwawaaah ah ahah hah. 
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You're a cruel man! 
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I'm always open to good ideas.
Let me know if you ever have one.
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I'm always happy to share my ideas with intelligent people.
Maybe you can ask them.
modified 16-Sep-16 7:03am.
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Fight! Fight! Fight!
I'll get the popcorn.
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So, with you're experience, you surely know:
When these guys finish bashing one another in the head, do they bleed or simply suffer from a memory leak?*
* You could go on about garbage collection in your answer if you wish
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There's no fighting allowed, in this modern, civilised society!
Now we just throw pokéballs.
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Don't make me take over your local gym.
I'll do it as soon as the game comes to the windows store.
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You can do what you like with the gym.
As long as you're happy with me stamping on your weedle.
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Are they next to each other? If so put as much space between them as you can and you'll retrain yourself to hit the one you really want.
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Not even!
They're a chess knight's move away from each other!
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Throwing the slug with string and a short ritual? (7)
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Have you only got hard ones left now? 
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I figured we'd had too many really really easy ones (because people didn't want to do them the next day) so I'd have a proper think about a couple and try to get them "right".
I didn't think this or yesterday's was particularly difficult - but obviously I'm wrong... 
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Reminds me of one of mine on my list. I made it up but forget to write the answer down. When I check the list months later it take me a couple of hours to work it out again. 
Old age catching up on me...
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Throwing the slug makes me think of a trap or skeet. After that blaaaaank....
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Good starting point.
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Nope!
(And I have no idea how you got there from here! )
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