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I hope they're paid the minimum wage
veni bibi saltavi
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minimum wage? it is paid in these strange tablets. Also found the workshop toilet, with shower and washing machine/tumble drier... I love the oil industry! raping the planet in style 
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These dishwashers are getting too expensive 
Regards,
Palash
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So long as I don't have to pay...
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Joke Of The Day
The debat between Trump and Hillary was real tence.
Yes, It was a real Trillary!
Sorry couldn't contain myself... 
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Don't quit your day job! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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On the other hand, if he quit his day job, he couldn't afford the computer to post jokes like that.
Just sayin' ...
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When I was at primary school there was a lad in what is now termed 'Special Needs'. He had that odd smile where the lips are tightly pursed and the eyes slightly bulging. It was the kind of smile where you think the person has probably just had a little accident but thinks they got away with it. A kind of moronic smugness that is totally ungrounded in any reality. That is the face of the Republican nominee.
veni bibi saltavi
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Please no autobiography in the Lounge! 
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V. wrote: Sorry couldn't contain myself...
Apparently you can get underwear to help with that.
This space for rent
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There are also very nice long sleeved sweaters[^] - available in white or white! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Were they ready to trumble?
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now that's Hilarious 
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: BRAINS! Live brains! More BRAINS!
Which movie?
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The Silence of the Lambs, surely? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The China Study
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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The Presidential Debate: Trump vs Clinton
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Nope, that is Dirty Dancing
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Now, if you'd gone for Liar Liar[^] ... 
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What about 'Meet the Fockers'?
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I'd rather Kill 'em All[^]
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Why are they not arrested by the Kindergartencop? He supports another while he was from the other!
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In my answer I referred to the Dutch broadcast of LuckyTV Time of my life | LuckyTV[^]
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Dinner for Two
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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else
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MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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